NARUTO 485
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elementalheroThis is my second consecutive week reading without spoilers! AAAH.
Page 1
~rofl the chapter's title is "So Close, and Yet So Far." THIS WILL TURN OUT SO WELL, I CAN FEEL IT.
~.../sings Phil Collins
~and yet another title splash that the shippers are going to manip into SasuNaru icons and banners. I think Kishi does this on purpose.
Page 2
~HA HA HA HA HA HA OH MY GOD
~KAKASHI JUST PUNCHED SASUKE RIGHT IN THE FREAKING GUT
~LIKE, IT'S INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL
~/ded
~AND HE GOES FLYING UPWARD...
~but he gracefully bounds off the giant stone bridge architecture thing
Page 3
~and he lands, catlike, on the water. Pretty...
~RAAAAAAGH Sakura's like "Thank you, Naruto..." and it's so ugh PRETENDING THIS PANEL DOESN'T EXIST, GOOOOOOO
~Sasuke: "In case you forgot, I'm ex-Team 7." The masculine posturing in this dialogue, it oozes testosterone.
Page 4
~oh frig of course, I forgot Sakura doesn't know about Itachi, further disempowering her because she's the only one out of the loop. /digs out digital tequila for the genderfail party
Page 5
~Sasuke: NO ONE UNDERSTAAAAAANDS ME
~Sakura: STFU GOD I AM SICK OF YOUR WHINING
Page 6
~baaaw, the only way Sasuke can feel anything like happiness is by avenging and shit. This is sad. ;;
~on the other hand, THIS POSE IS PRIME SILLY ICON FODDER >D
Page 7
~I should be lolling, or mad, but this is just kind of tragic. I feel sadness and pity for this kid, really, he's just. so fucked up. WHY DOES NINJALAND HAVE NO THERAPISTS???
~they could be ninja therapists
~srsly though, this is very tragic and deconstructy for a kid's series, in all honesty
~and Kakashi understands him because Kakashi grew up in an ever worse period of shinobi history ;; /sobs forever
~Naruto: KAGE BUNSHIN POSE THAT ALWAYS PRECEDES EVERYTHING I DO!
Page 8
~KAKASHI TO THE RESCUE
~He wants to take responsibility for what he sees as his mistake. GOD THIS SERIES /sobs
~...wait why the hell would Sasuke be immune to poison THAT'S JUST A STUPID EXCUSE TO NOT LET SAKURA FIGHT HIM, KISHI. /GREAT ANGER
Page 9
~HAHAHA YEAH KARIN GAVE UP ON HIM \o/
~..........baaaaaw Karin gave up on him
~so my ship is now officially in smoking wreckage AWESOME, GUYS. :|b
~sexy pose, though
~OH MAN NARUTO what stupid thing are you about to do
Page 10
~NARUTO YOU IDIOT
~Sakura, why are you yelling instead of fighting him off Kakashi- you know what, asking is only going to depress me more. /tequila!
Page 11
~THEMES AND SHIT
~It's funny, you know, if not for the massacre, they each easily might have turned out like the other.
~why do they always attack each other the same bloody way??? THIS HAS ALWAYS BOTHERED ME.
Page 12-13
~dude, it's like....having a flashback...except the manga wasn't depressing back then....or less so, anyway.
Page 14
~.......wait what is going on.
~NO REALLY, THIS IS JUST. SILLY.
Page 15
~dude, this is cute and all, but if it's this easy I'm going to punch a hole into the next dorm.
Page 16
~...wait, I know what this is! It's a...
~haha it didn't work
Page 17
~Sasuke, you should know by now that giving Naruto ultimata never works out in the end.
THE END.
Honestly, not sure how I feel yet. Talk to me in a couple of hours.
Page 1
~rofl the chapter's title is "So Close, and Yet So Far." THIS WILL TURN OUT SO WELL, I CAN FEEL IT.
~.../sings Phil Collins
~and yet another title splash that the shippers are going to manip into SasuNaru icons and banners. I think Kishi does this on purpose.
Page 2
~HA HA HA HA HA HA OH MY GOD
~KAKASHI JUST PUNCHED SASUKE RIGHT IN THE FREAKING GUT
~LIKE, IT'S INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL
~/ded
~AND HE GOES FLYING UPWARD...
~but he gracefully bounds off the giant stone bridge architecture thing
Page 3
~and he lands, catlike, on the water. Pretty...
~RAAAAAAGH Sakura's like "Thank you, Naruto..." and it's so ugh PRETENDING THIS PANEL DOESN'T EXIST, GOOOOOOO
~Sasuke: "In case you forgot, I'm ex-Team 7." The masculine posturing in this dialogue, it oozes testosterone.
Page 4
~oh frig of course, I forgot Sakura doesn't know about Itachi, further disempowering her because she's the only one out of the loop. /digs out digital tequila for the genderfail party
Page 5
~Sasuke: NO ONE UNDERSTAAAAAANDS ME
~Sakura: STFU GOD I AM SICK OF YOUR WHINING
Page 6
~baaaw, the only way Sasuke can feel anything like happiness is by avenging and shit. This is sad. ;;
~on the other hand, THIS POSE IS PRIME SILLY ICON FODDER >D
Page 7
~I should be lolling, or mad, but this is just kind of tragic. I feel sadness and pity for this kid, really, he's just. so fucked up. WHY DOES NINJALAND HAVE NO THERAPISTS???
~they could be ninja therapists
~srsly though, this is very tragic and deconstructy for a kid's series, in all honesty
~and Kakashi understands him because Kakashi grew up in an ever worse period of shinobi history ;; /sobs forever
~Naruto: KAGE BUNSHIN POSE THAT ALWAYS PRECEDES EVERYTHING I DO!
Page 8
~KAKASHI TO THE RESCUE
~He wants to take responsibility for what he sees as his mistake. GOD THIS SERIES /sobs
~...wait why the hell would Sasuke be immune to poison THAT'S JUST A STUPID EXCUSE TO NOT LET SAKURA FIGHT HIM, KISHI. /GREAT ANGER
Page 9
~HAHAHA YEAH KARIN GAVE UP ON HIM \o/
~..........baaaaaw Karin gave up on him
~so my ship is now officially in smoking wreckage AWESOME, GUYS. :|b
~sexy pose, though
~OH MAN NARUTO what stupid thing are you about to do
Page 10
~NARUTO YOU IDIOT
~Sakura, why are you yelling instead of fighting him off Kakashi- you know what, asking is only going to depress me more. /tequila!
Page 11
~THEMES AND SHIT
~It's funny, you know, if not for the massacre, they each easily might have turned out like the other.
~why do they always attack each other the same bloody way??? THIS HAS ALWAYS BOTHERED ME.
Page 12-13
~dude, it's like....having a flashback...except the manga wasn't depressing back then....or less so, anyway.
Page 14
~.......wait what is going on.
~NO REALLY, THIS IS JUST. SILLY.
Page 15
~dude, this is cute and all, but if it's this easy I'm going to punch a hole into the next dorm.
Page 16
~...wait, I know what this is! It's a...
~haha it didn't work
Page 17
~Sasuke, you should know by now that giving Naruto ultimata never works out in the end.
THE END.
Honestly, not sure how I feel yet. Talk to me in a couple of hours.
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Date: 2010-03-03 10:01 pm (UTC)I kind of want to make some sort of paper mache creation with nothing but Sasuke's narm quotes. Dear god is he getting worse each chapter.
THE UCHIHA ARE AS PURE AS THE DRIVEN SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
OR THEY WILL BE
ONCE I KILL EVERYONE WHO EVER KNEW ANY OF THEM.
/SLOW
/CLAPS
/FOR
/SASUKE
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Date: 2010-03-04 12:46 am (UTC)And he keeps doing it in that ridiculous SCARY FONT OF SCARYNESS which just makes it look narmier. I keep waiting for him to say "MINE IS AN EVIL LAUGH!"
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Date: 2010-03-04 01:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-04 02:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-04 06:07 am (UTC)NO, NO DARK HELMET! AND YET...I FIND MYSELF STRANGELY ATTRACTED TO YOU...
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Date: 2010-03-04 05:58 am (UTC)OBVIOUSLY THE ONLY SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM IS TO KILL EVERYONE
/curls up with Sasuke-back-when-he-made-any-sense and sobs