elementalhero

It's Valentine's Day!! :DDD And my boyfriend is the best boyfriend in the history of the world~~!!!!

SO! I got to school and I opened my locker to find:

One rose,
One giant box of candy,
One even more giant big-a$$ stuffed red dog plushie,
One adorable card, and...
One photo album filled with dorky in-jokes.

:D

The photo album was my favorite, because it had all these pictures of my favorite characters from various anime, video games, etc. with a saying from each:

Vincent Valentine: "I bet Cloud wishes he had his own holiday." (This one is basically self-explanatory, plus he called me last night while I was playing DoC and squeeing.)

Kisuke Urahara: "If I could, I would have a plushie of you." (DID I MENTION I HAVE A KISUKE PLUSHIE???)

Shikamaru: "If I weren't so lazy, I would wish you a happy Valentine's Day." (I'm marrying Shikamaru. And cheating on him with Gaara. It's true.)

Hollow Ichigo: "You're even more SMOOF-tastic than I am!" (If you missed it, I did in fact name Ichigo's hollow half Smoof. He's Smooftastic. You know.)

Light Yagami: "You 'Light' up my life." (This one is obvious and adorably sappy.)

Sora and Riku: "If we weren't gay, you would hold the keys to our hearts." (OKAY, SO HE ACTUALLY DID THIS ONE SOLELY TO PISS ME OFF. :D I complain about Soriku shippers to him on a constant basis. But he got his comeuppance already: He actually typed "Sora and Riku" into a Google images search, so he has already been scarred for life. I laughed at him for three minutes when he told me that.)

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac: "Not even the thrill of the kill beats knowing I'm yours." (Sean is Johnny. No, seriously, he got a haircut that makes his head look just like Johnny's, only not as emaciated. And before his hair burned off in Hell. He says I can be his Devi.)

:DDDD <33333333333 This must be what it's like to be in love. I'm thinking about making him a card depicting Johnny the Homicidal Maniac cutting out Gerard Way's heart. He'd like that.

<3