Naruto 488
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Page 1
~ROFLMAO GIANT TV MEETING OF ALL THE DAIMYOU
~I AM REMINDED OF THE JEDI COUNCIL, ONLY LESS RACIALLY DIVERSE AND WITHOUT THE BENEFIT OF SAMUEL L. JACKSON.
~wait I lied, Thunder Country's daimyou is black! Why is it only Thunder Country that is made up of other-than-vaguely-Asian/Caucasian(?? it's so hard to tell in fantasy anime :/) people? I mean, maybe it's part of the worldbuilding, and god knows I am in love wiht worldbuilding, but I feel like it's a question worth asking.
~also, the kanji on those fancy battery tanks means "electricity." MY BUDDING JAPANESE, LET ME SHOW YOU IT.
~lol I like the Thunder daimyou, he's just like CAN WE PLEASE GET THIS SHIT OVER WITH, I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO, LIKE GROOMING MY INCREDIBLY SEXY FACIAL HAIR. Earth daimyou's got creepy eyes /shudder
Page 2
~lol why does the Fire daimyou always look like he's on Valium
~Water daimyou seems to have reservations! WHAT CONCERNS COULD HE BE HIDING?
~why are no daimyou female :/
~Tenga's cute! /pinches his cheeks
Page 3
~what the fucking hell, Kakashi, you should be comforting Sakura, or at least telling her what a GOOD JOB SHE DID OF KILLING HER EMOTIONS AND TRYING TO DO WHAT WAS RIGHT, WHILE DOING IT IN A VERY EFFICIENT NINJA MANNER! WHY--augh. /tequila shot
~I like Karin's face over his shoulder, like "...why am I in this manga can anyone tell me :///"
~seriously, I feel like Sakura left the manga chapters and chapters ago, and this is her terrible stunt double SARUKA who is very timid. NEW THEORY.
Page 4
~Naruto attempts to take a nap! SARUKA ATTEMPTS TO ACT SAKURA-LIKE AND SHOUT HIM DOWN
~but Karin points out that it was her poisoned kunai! Now, what Sakura would do would be to say, "I may have poisoned it but I'm not the one who hit him with it, duh," but SARUKA takes this unfair criticism.
~Cute faces are attempted! Mood whiplash dilutes their effectiveness!
Page 5
~HAWK 8D
~GAARA 8D 8D
Page 6
~AWESOME MIZUKAGE
~TEAM ROCK VILLAGE
~this translation gave Big Gonky Nose Shinobi a weird accent, like the kind of "DUUUUH ME TARZAN" kind of accent. I am not a fan.
Page 7
~Kiba bitches and bitches at SARUKA. SARUKA takes it instead of kicking him in the balls.
~Sai is impolite, but he's always impolite. He looks cute, though, why is his cuteness ruined by the fail of this page? /tequila shot
Page 8
~ROCK LEE IS SPARKLY THAT MAKES THE PREVIOUS PAGE WORTH IT
~oh fuck no
~oh fuck no
~you are not suddenly putting Karin on the rebound, Kishimoto
~I will not. fucking. allow it.
~NO.
~STOP MAKING NARUTO INTO NINJA FUCKING JESUS
Page 9
~oh good
~she has now noticed the kyuubi
~SHE IS STILL SMART AND CAPABLE AND SASSY
~GOD THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL
~yaaaay root is free ccc:
Page 10
~WHAT OMG TSUNADE??!!!??!!
Page 11
~Shikamaru: NARUTO WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND, WE'RE GOING TO KILL HIM.
~way to totally not tell us about Tsunade, you jerk
Page 12
~Naruto: NO I WOULDN'T DO SOMETHING SILLY LIKE DEFEND HIM 8D
Neji: THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU KILL HIM YOU MORON
~SARUKA makes a valid point! Madara was there! And he would have pwned everyone in three seconds. BECAUSE HE IS AWESOME.
~scary Sasuke shadowwww~~~
Page 13
~rofl Naruto you completely fail at this shit.
~YOU CAN'T FIGHT HIM. HE'S MINE. ONLY I CAN HAVE GAY SEX--I MEAN, FIGHT HIM.
~DOO DOO DOO RAMEN
Page 14
~ROFLMAOOOOOOO
~SECRETLY, INTENSE FACE!!!
~god srsly
~Kakashiiiiiiii
Page 15
~oh no
~oh no no no no no please no
Page 16
~OMFG YAEY 8DDDDDDD
Why do you have to mix equal parts fail and win? I have to trudge through the fail to get to the win. :/
Also: CHEER UP SARUKA.
EDIT: ROFLMAO THERE WAS ANOTHER PAGE
This was basically the face I made at the bottom of the page:
YOUR CRAZY, IT IS SHOWING.
Page 1
~ROFLMAO GIANT TV MEETING OF ALL THE DAIMYOU
~I AM REMINDED OF THE JEDI COUNCIL, ONLY LESS RACIALLY DIVERSE AND WITHOUT THE BENEFIT OF SAMUEL L. JACKSON.
~wait I lied, Thunder Country's daimyou is black! Why is it only Thunder Country that is made up of other-than-vaguely-Asian/Caucasian(?? it's so hard to tell in fantasy anime :/) people? I mean, maybe it's part of the worldbuilding, and god knows I am in love wiht worldbuilding, but I feel like it's a question worth asking.
~also, the kanji on those fancy battery tanks means "electricity." MY BUDDING JAPANESE, LET ME SHOW YOU IT.
~lol I like the Thunder daimyou, he's just like CAN WE PLEASE GET THIS SHIT OVER WITH, I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO, LIKE GROOMING MY INCREDIBLY SEXY FACIAL HAIR. Earth daimyou's got creepy eyes /shudder
Page 2
~lol why does the Fire daimyou always look like he's on Valium
~Water daimyou seems to have reservations! WHAT CONCERNS COULD HE BE HIDING?
~why are no daimyou female :/
~Tenga's cute! /pinches his cheeks
Page 3
~what the fucking hell, Kakashi, you should be comforting Sakura, or at least telling her what a GOOD JOB SHE DID OF KILLING HER EMOTIONS AND TRYING TO DO WHAT WAS RIGHT, WHILE DOING IT IN A VERY EFFICIENT NINJA MANNER! WHY--augh. /tequila shot
~I like Karin's face over his shoulder, like "...why am I in this manga can anyone tell me :///"
~seriously, I feel like Sakura left the manga chapters and chapters ago, and this is her terrible stunt double SARUKA who is very timid. NEW THEORY.
Page 4
~Naruto attempts to take a nap! SARUKA ATTEMPTS TO ACT SAKURA-LIKE AND SHOUT HIM DOWN
~but Karin points out that it was her poisoned kunai! Now, what Sakura would do would be to say, "I may have poisoned it but I'm not the one who hit him with it, duh," but SARUKA takes this unfair criticism.
~Cute faces are attempted! Mood whiplash dilutes their effectiveness!
Page 5
~HAWK 8D
~GAARA 8D 8D
Page 6
~AWESOME MIZUKAGE
~TEAM ROCK VILLAGE
~this translation gave Big Gonky Nose Shinobi a weird accent, like the kind of "DUUUUH ME TARZAN" kind of accent. I am not a fan.
Page 7
~Kiba bitches and bitches at SARUKA. SARUKA takes it instead of kicking him in the balls.
~Sai is impolite, but he's always impolite. He looks cute, though, why is his cuteness ruined by the fail of this page? /tequila shot
Page 8
~ROCK LEE IS SPARKLY THAT MAKES THE PREVIOUS PAGE WORTH IT
~oh fuck no
~oh fuck no
~you are not suddenly putting Karin on the rebound, Kishimoto
~I will not. fucking. allow it.
~NO.
~STOP MAKING NARUTO INTO NINJA FUCKING JESUS
Page 9
~oh good
~she has now noticed the kyuubi
~SHE IS STILL SMART AND CAPABLE AND SASSY
~GOD THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL
~yaaaay root is free ccc:
Page 10
~WHAT OMG TSUNADE??!!!??!!
Page 11
~Shikamaru: NARUTO WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND, WE'RE GOING TO KILL HIM.
~way to totally not tell us about Tsunade, you jerk
Page 12
~Naruto: NO I WOULDN'T DO SOMETHING SILLY LIKE DEFEND HIM 8D
Neji: THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU KILL HIM YOU MORON
~SARUKA makes a valid point! Madara was there! And he would have pwned everyone in three seconds. BECAUSE HE IS AWESOME.
~scary Sasuke shadowwww~~~
Page 13
~rofl Naruto you completely fail at this shit.
~YOU CAN'T FIGHT HIM. HE'S MINE. ONLY I CAN HAVE GAY SEX--I MEAN, FIGHT HIM.
~DOO DOO DOO RAMEN
Page 14
~ROFLMAOOOOOOO
~SECRETLY, INTENSE FACE!!!
~god srsly
~Kakashiiiiiiii
Page 15
~oh no
~oh no no no no no please no
Page 16
~OMFG YAEY 8DDDDDDD
Why do you have to mix equal parts fail and win? I have to trudge through the fail to get to the win. :/
Also: CHEER UP SARUKA.
EDIT: ROFLMAO THERE WAS ANOTHER PAGE
This was basically the face I made at the bottom of the page:
YOUR CRAZY, IT IS SHOWING.
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Date: 2010-03-25 05:01 am (UTC)I have also been wondering why the Thunder village is the ONLY PLACE with ninjas that aren't all ...white/light-skinned. I think all of the villages should be this diverse, not just one. That's weird.
but I still loved this chapter so much omg IT'S ALMOST LIKE THE OLD DAYS!!
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Date: 2010-03-25 06:57 pm (UTC)I know, right? Cloud Village is so much more interesting than the other villages imo.
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Date: 2010-03-25 05:03 am (UTC)I support your SARUKA theory, and I'd like to add that Kakashi has also been replaced by an evil twin named DICKASHI who is mean to Sakura and has no brain.
Naruto randomly falling asleep and then toddling off to the ramen shop made me remember how I used to luff him in days of yore. <3__<3
I facepalmed when Karin sensed Naruto's Jesus-chakra, but then I unfacepalmed when she was like "ooh but he has evil chakra too! D:"
Also, a question: Itachi kind of y'know DIED. How did they get ahold of his eyes?
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Date: 2010-03-25 07:03 pm (UTC)I was so worried when Karin was all "ooh shiny Jesus-chakra *_*" - it was kind of a slow motion NOOOOOOO~ But then she was like "AUGH THERE IS A SCARY KYYUBI IN THERE D:" and I was like "OH WHEW."
I think Madara addressed that. When he shows up to whisk Sasuke away after the fight, he says something to Zetsu along the lines of, "grab Itachi's corpse, we're taking his eyes later."
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Date: 2010-03-25 07:56 am (UTC)LEEEEEEEEEEEEEE \o/
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Date: 2010-03-25 07:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-26 01:02 am (UTC)/weeps all over essay
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Date: 2010-03-25 08:51 pm (UTC)And what a benefit he is.
I hope Karin doesn't rebound. WTF. I thought that, too. Same train of thought: "What? WHAT?! No. Fuck no. HELL the fuck no."
And is it me or is Kakashi losing awesome? He's devolving into this side-character who just tells Sakura when he thinks she's being a prat.
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Date: 2010-03-25 11:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-27 11:53 am (UTC)0____0
This must be fact.
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Date: 2010-03-26 12:12 am (UTC)Kakashi is like the father who compares his youngest daughter to his older 'successful' sons, doing so in a very sarcastic, 'oh, THAT was obvious' way and he almost treats Sakura like she's mentally incapable of doing anything else other than being a girl, tying ribbons in her hair and kissing all the boys. I know Kishi isn't the best at writing females, but he might as well have written Kakashi giving Sakura some Barbie's to play with and sent her off to share with Karin.
and that Hokock-block so made this chapter worth it. mostly because I was never really a fan of Kakashi
she has now noticed the kyuubi
I was thinking she could have also sensed whatever power Itachi may have bestowed on Naruto... but I only thought of that because I saw the new episodes where Naruto had a flash back of Itachi cramming a raven down his throat.
~yaaaay root is free
I was kind of hoping that Danzou would have been more conniving about it or if there were a way to keep the seals on the tongue even after his death. It's been like... four days in the manga? so it seems to just cheapen the moment where Sai couldn't tell his team about Danzou because it was the only plot advancement tack Kishimoto could think of sticking there at the moment for twenty chapters. It's not like there weren't any other opportunities to bring up the curse mark in earlier chapters.
OBLIGATORY ICON POST!
Date: 2010-03-30 03:22 am (UTC)just the base for the icon, if you wanted to play around with it
and then there's this. :D