elementalhero | ECLIPSE! :D

OMFG JACOOOOOOOOOOOB! D:

I'm surprised. Bella is one of those romantically indecisive characters that I usually hate with a passion. But...I don't. She seems so three-dimensional that I just can't hate her. Compare that to how much I despise say, Riiko from Absolute Boyfriend (FOR GOD'S SAKE WOMAN, IF YOU'RE GOING TO BUY A LIFE-SIZE SENTIENT ANDROID SEX DOLL, SCREW HIM OR GIVE HIM AWAY. DO NOT TORMENT HIM WITH YOUR STUPID INDECISIVE WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIININESS. GAWD).

BUT. JACOB. AUGH. I lurve him. He's so much of a bad boy, and at the same time, he's so not. AND HE WAS HER HEATING PAD HOW FLIPPING CUTE! And he's such a good little werewolf.... I wanna pet his head.

BUT EDWARD IS ALSO TEH WIN.

Actually, I have found a new love among the Cullen clan. SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME JASPER FANGIRL, GO! Why Jasper? HE'S SOOOOOOO ANGSTY! LIKE OH MY GOD. AND HE'S FROM THE CIVIL WAR. WHICH IS AWESOME. AND HIS SHADES. BD ARE WIN.

BD BD BD BD BD <--Shades and big smile. BD

If I can't have Jacob, Jasper is mine forever. I don't care if Alice called him. Even though Alice is so much win. Whenever I envision her, I see an awesome and smart cool version of Amane Misa from Death Note. Only with a less annoying voice. AND DEATH NOTE IS ON TONIGHT! BD

The English DN dub isn't as bad as I feared. ~~Certainly not as bad as the Bleach dub.~~

I'm done.

No, wait: BD BD BD BD BD BD BD BD. BD.

Okay.

....Wait a minute. Now I can't remember if he wears shades or not. I seem to remember one paragraph in which I squeed, "JASPER HAS SUNGLASSES OMFG." But now I'm not sure.

WELL HE SHOULD ANYWAY. BD

I'm really done now.