I was on vacation again--

[elementalhero]

You think I'd learn to not be a jerk and warn people when I'm going on vacation OH WELL....

Meme jacked from star_x_faery~

Give me two characters from different fandoms you know I'm familiar with, and I'll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them. Without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other. Just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun.

somebody had better ask me for Itachi, dammit

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[feilyn.livejournal.com]

Itachi and Haruhi (ouran)

heh. heh. heh

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

Haruhi: dotdotdotdot
Itachi: dotdotdotdot?
Haruhi: dot dotdot
Itachi: dot

the end.

(omfg best crosspairing ever, they're so full of dotdotdot)

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

Ichigo: I'm totally the best anime big brother ever.
Itachi: Your brothering lacks hatred.
Ichigo: AT LEAST I DIDN'T KILL MY ENTIRE FAMILY.
Itachi: Well, at least I don't abandon my little sisters for months at a time.
Ichigo: butbutbut--
Itachi: At least I didn't make little girls cry.
Ichigo: ohgod I'm the worst big brother ever D8 *sad corner*
Karin from Bleach: WTF WHY ARE YOU MAKING MY NII-SAN SAD I WILL KILL YOU WITH THE POWER OF MY SOCCER~
Karin from Naruto: LOL NAME TWINZZZ
Both: NAME TWINZ OMFG~~~
Itachi: WTF Karin, this is my conversation, go away. And stop trying to seduce my little brother. He's supposed to be killing me. And hating me. And despising me. And living in an unsightly way. You know the drill.
Karin from Naruto: Make me.
Itachi: CHARACTERRAPEFACE NO JUTSU!
Karin from Naruto: OHGOD MY BRAIN IT IS HACKED!
Itachi: LOL I CAN HAS VILLAINY?
Ichigo: I CAN DO THAT TOO! *HOLLOW MASK*
Karin from Bleach: OH NO THE BADASSNESS IN THIS ROOM HAS GONE TOO HIGH! IT'S GONNA BLOW!
Room: *explodes*
Everyone: *is miraculously unharmed*
Redundancy: *is redundant*

THE END.

I'll do the rest later; I have to sleep now. Sorry about the phone call--it died. DX