two memes

[elementalhero]

Okay, LJ is being a bastard today.

Two memes!  First off, that paranoia!meme that everyone and their mom has already done:

 

1.zanisha
2. jaderhade HAHA ILU~
3. mmm...feilyn
4. uh.  uh.  uh.  leradny
5. fyretoppaaa
6. lol, jaderhade? maybe also hopexlies
7. ................
8. EVERYBODY ILU ALL~
9. jaderhade, wickedxxlovely, feilyn
10. tafkae
11. wickedxxlovely (in the sense that you're a hopeless romantic)
12. ...feilyn.
13. tafkae
14. wickedxxlovely (both! XD)
15. no one.
16. redbrunja, kay_willow, tafkae, vulchu, libekory
17. jaded_raindrop, hopexlies, croissant_fairy
18. littlekuriboh
19. kay_willow, jaderhade
20. xlormp
21.  ....eh?
22.  .......EHHH?
23. feilyn, jaderhade
24. hopexlies
25. wickedxxlovely XD
26. HAHA.  HA.  HA.
27. wickedxxlovely
28. leradny, redbrunja, feilyn
29. ...littlekuriboh WHO'S SAFTY, LOL?
30. I LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS, YOU ARE THE GREATEST GIFT THE INTERWEBZ HAS EVER GIVEN ME~

And...this meme!  Ganked fromkeepdreamingxx--

Post the first line from your 25 most recent fanfics and try to find a pattern.


Patterns: No real patterns jump out at me, other than the general trend towards suckiness the farther back we go. I did get pretty heavily into the second-person POV scene in late '06-mid '07, but other than that, there seems to be no rhyme or reason.

Oh, and LJ?  Your formatting?  Today?  Is being an assbite.  Stop failing.

Most to least recent:
1. Beautiful things are made to be broken.
2. Within a dark storage room, several things: A young man, torn to pieces by the demons of his own making.
3. Kurosaki Isshin laid the remnants of his last pack of cigarettes out on the kitchen table.
4. It was a particularly tense dinner together, Captain Yamato watching over his charges with a wary eye as they ate in silence.
5. There is a cityscape somewhere.
6. It is said that three is a magic number in many cultures.
7. “And you are?”
8. In Twilight Town, all of the afternoons were the same.
9. People used to be scared of you for no reason.
10. “I hate the cold,” Axel whispered to no one, his teeth chattering.
11. Take a look at the girl in the rain.
12. Once, there was a young boy chosen for an extraordinary destiny.  This is not his story.
13. I know your secret.
14. You don’t know who she is.
15. Can I ever truly exist?
16. She’s out shopping.
17. You hide in the shadow of a majestic elder, and watch your world silently shatter around you.
18. You curl up outside Naminé’s room, ready in case someone should try to disturb her while she sleeps.
19. Mikami Teru gazed forlornly down at his Death Note.
20. He sees her in the hallway every day.
21. The power flares, and the screens flash emergency-red to blinding white.
22. Drifting.  The quiet sound of nothing is all around you.  You...?
23. Survival.
24. She is beautiful.
25. Waiting.  You have been waiting for a long time now.

Comments

[feilyn.livejournal.com]

MY NAME IS THERE SEVERAL TIMES, AND I HAVE NO IDEA WTF FOR. I AM NOT SOMEBODY'S MOTHER, AND THEREFORE HAVE NOT HEARD OF THIS MEME

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

It's the PARANOIA!MEME. If you want to do it, I send you the questions, but you are obliged in blood to do it. If you don't want to do it, you go insane wondering why your name was for the questions that it was. >D

ALSO ALSO ALSO: impassive_eyes I FRACKING DID IT; YOUR SAKURA BETTER INTERACT WIHT HIM, DAMMIT, HE NEEDS A SOUL~

[toywiththeworld.livejournal.com]

I WILL DO IT! I HATE NOT KNOWING THESE THINGS. ZACK'S PLAYER IS TAUNTING ME MERCILESSLY BECAUSE HE IS PLANNING SOMETHING AND WON'T TELL ME WHAT IT IS.

AND SAKURA WILL INTERACT WITH HIM, AND BECAUSE HE IS ANGSTY, LARXENE WILL MOCK HIM TERRIBLY. BUT FOR GODS SAKE, NO SAKURA/ITACHI.

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

IT'S SASUKE. DID YOU EVEN CLICK THE LINK? I MADE IT ALL PRETTY FOR YOU, AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO CLICK IT, AND HOW COULD YOU EVER THINK I'D CONDONE SAKURA/ITACHI, WAAAHBAAAW SASUKE WILL EMO ALL OVER YOU FOR THIS. (XD)

[toywiththeworld.livejournal.com]

I KNOW, I KNOW, I'M SORRY, BUT I ASKED ONE OF THE MODLY MODS IN THE CHAT IF AN ITACHI HAD APPLIED, AND SHE SAID YES, AND THEN WHEN I CLICKED ON THE LINKAGE I'D ALREADY REPLIED, AND I WAS JUST LIKE, WTF?

ALSO, TOMATOES, WIN!

AND PARANOIA MEME, I WANTS IT. NAOW!

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

WHAT???? THEY TOOK ITACHI AWAY FROM MEEE????? I WAS GOING TO APP HIM AFTER I'D LEARNED THE ROPES, BUT MY GOD, THEY TOOK ITACHI AWAY FROM ME (this anger towards whoever's Itachi it is will help me with my Sasu-characterization, l-o-fracking-l).

E-mailed the Q's to you; no one can see them who's not doing the meme.

[feilyn.livejournal.com]

NO, STELLA MOD GOT MIXED UP. THERE IS NO ITACHI. I DON'T THINK. I DON'T THINK

I know the rules~

[bamboozle.livejournal.com]

OHOH, CAN YOU SEND IT TO ME? FEI-PANTS MENTIONED ME LOTS... but she's lost the questions :-P

<3 (I still need to make silly art and answer memes for you D: Sorry I fail at internets!)

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

Sure, I'll send it! Just tell me how to contact you separately, and I'll send the questions on.

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

SHE ISSSSS~~

It's the PARANOIA!MEME. If you want to do it, I send you the questions, but you are obliged in blood to do it. If you don't want to do it, you go insane wondering why your name was for the questions that it was. >D

Also: this icon.

[tafkae.livejournal.com]

I really like your first lines :D

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

I didn't. I was mad.

[tafkae.livejournal.com]

D: