Double meme-tastic action!

[elementalhero]

1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you 5 questions.
3. You should then update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You should include this and an offer to interview someone else in the post [only if you want to].
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed you should ask them 5 questions [only if you want to].

I cheated and took questions from two people!  So here they are!

redbrunja :

1.) Gai and Ichigo fight. Who wins?

Gai.  Totally Gai.  Ichigo would be all shonenpowerup!  And Gai would be like, I ADMIRE THE POWER OF YOUR YOUTH, YOUNG MAN, YOU PUT IT TO GREAT USE!  *NAISU GAI POSU*  And Ichigo would be all, omfg who is this guy, he's just like my dad~  And then Isshinigami would show up and the combined crackiness of Isshin and Gai would explode Ichigo's brain.  The end.

2.) Anko and Itachi meet in a bar after the massacre. What happens?

Lots of drinking.  Probably Anko would pull a kunai on him, but Itachi would just be like, "do you seriously mean to take me on after I just killed my entire family?" and Anko would admit to the futility of such an action and just give up, because trying would be stupid and troublesome.  Then Itachi would get drunk and be all emotionally unstable, make Anko promise to look after Sasuke from afar, and stagger out into the night.  Anko would get even drunker after he left and rail at the wall about how she can never seem to affect anything, she always has to watch while shit happens and be just effective enough to almost make a difference, but never enough for it to matter.  Then Itachi would come back mid-rail and they'd have a drunk make-out session.  Then she'd go join Akatsuki with him, but leave immediately because Orochimaru was there.  The end.

3.) What is Itachi's reaction to finding out about what happened to Anko?

He would be slightly shocked and very horrified on her behalf.  Hopefully, he'd find out while she was having a rare moment of "weakness", admitting this horrible shit to him.  Then he'd hug her, holding her gently, and tell her about Orochimaru in Akatsuki, trying to get him, trying to convince Itachi that he wouldn't have to be in the pain of living with the things he'd done anymore if he just gave up his body to Orochimaru.  He could have had his one request, the one that stays in the consciousness of the body; he could have asked him to avenge himself on Madara or whatever. 

And Itachi will admit to Anko that he almost seriously considered it, and it will be Anko's turn to hold him and be the strong one, while Itachi breaks down in her arms and tells her how much he hates himself because Sasuke went to Orochimaru. Because for all he knows, Sasuke is dead now and Orochimaru took him and it would be Itachi's fault three times over--one, for killing the family in the first place; two, for forcing Orochimaru to zero in on Sasuke in Itachi's stead; three, for driving Sasuke too hard when they met up again, selfishly and angrily snapping at him that he should have been able to take Itachi's life by now and forcing him to resort to going with Orochimaru.  Itachi will tell her that his greatest fear, the one that haunts his nightmares, is Orochimaru coming to kill Itachi in Sasuke's body, grinning with his brother's mouth and blinking with his brother's eyes and saying in his brother's voice, "nothing personal, Itachi-san; you see, it was his last request~" 

And then he and Anko share a night together, trying to make themselves heal and forget about people that know how to use you, to make you need them~

IT'S A LONG REACTION.

4.) Anko's sex life: what does it look like in your head?

Nonexistent, in a way.  I can see her craving the quick happiness fix, but ultimately being unable to bear the closeness and intimacy of actual sex, especially the actual touching--because Orochimaru still haunts her.  So she becomes the cock-tease, the heart-breaker, inviting the men out with her and taunting them and flaunting her sexuality and then dumping them at the worst possible moment of the night, just so she can remind herself that she is in control.

5.) Anko and Temari throw down. Who wins and how?

Umm...why can't I remember what the phrase "throw down" means?  I'm assuming it means fight.  Why am I stupid?  Anyway...  Anko wins by a very close margin by summoning snakes to hide in the trees and sneak up on Temari while she distracts her with very obvious frontal attacks and getting very cut up in the process--and then the snakes curl around Temari's ankles and puncture her fan with acid venom, so cool~  (For some reason, I can see Temari having a phobia of snakes...maybe she was bitten by a desert rattler sometime?  That would be interesting to develop...)
 
bellzooks :

1. Where on earth did you get the superawesomecool Sasuke that you have in your head? (I kind of wish that was the one I had in mine.)

(She's referring to my RP Sasuke, found at squarewarts  under impassive_eyes )  Um, nowhere?  I just replace some of Sasuke's "dotdotdot"ing with snark, and bam!  RP!Sasuke.  I think that in my head, Sasuke retains all the asshattery that I like about him, but also the capacity to care enough to put said asshattery to use.  YAY CARING~  (I'M AN AVENGER, YOU KNOW~)

2. Does your username mean something specific? (And a follow up - how am I meant to pronounce it?)

Eh...the username has a dumb story.  You know how, when you first meet someone, and you kind of hit it off with them at first?  And the person is cool for like a week, and then you realize you don't really like them?  That happened to me, and unfortunately, we had developed a joke concerning her last name, which, backwards, was "okrog."  And then I was trying to make an lj-name during the week she was cool, all the permutations of "random idiot" I could think of were taken, and I was tired.  "okroginator" was born. 

It's pronounced, "Oh-KROG-in-ay-tor."

3. Favourite book/author/television series/film/something of all time: why? (Or, if favourite is too tricky, "the something" that has had the biggest influence on you.)

...*sweat* I DON'T KNOW.  Star Wars and the Lord of the Rings had profound impacts on me as they came into play; Fullmetal Alchemist dragged me into the anime scene; Stephen King has completely inspired me to be a real RITER!!!11!ONE; Fight Club has made me love first-person; Kingdom Hearts made me love the betrayal!character (RIKUUUUUU~~~~); Naruto reinforced that love and also made me realize how awesome complicated characters are; Harry Potter made me just love things in general....I could go on.  Everything I've ever loved has played a part in my development.

4. What kind of music do you like?

A vast array of music.  Emo is a fave, just for the oberpoetic lyrics and guitars, rock for rebellion and more guitars, J-Pop because I love hearing music in other languages, and basically anything that isn't rap, pop, or country. 

5. Favourite & least favourite Naruto and Bleach characters, and why?

Favorite Naruto character: Itachi.  Because I have an older brother complex, and I love how messed up he is.  He's only about half an inch in front of Sasuke, by the way.

Least favorite Naruto character: .....hmmm....that's tough...............uh...wow.  Can I come back to that?

Favorite Bleach character: SO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM.  Zangetsu.  We don't see him anymore, and I hate that.  Dark mysterious wise man with sexy glasses, come on.  And I loved the cooperation aspect of the Soul Reapers, that they fight with their zanpakutou as equals.  As much as I love Hollow!Ichigo, I miss the cooperation.

Least favorite Bleach character: Orihime.  I really just hate that she could be so much more....and never gets to be.  Y U DO DAT, KUBO?

Comments

Re: Interview me.

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

I'll do it anyway just for the lulz.

1. HOW MANY BABIES DID YOU EAT IN THE PAST MONTH? NO LYING, I KNOW YOU DID IT~

2. What does Karin taste like?

3. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

4. Did Itachi ever give you a wedgie?

5. How does killing a whole bunch of random people equate to avenging Itachi's death? I AM CURIOUS.

This reply didn't take forever...

[talentedtragedy.livejournal.com]

1. Are you also counting small children? If so then I've lost count...

2. like soot and poo Like flesh and blood?

3. 378... I ASSUME.

4. No.

5. Because they need to feel my emo pain.