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[elementalhero]

Go to your icons page in Livejournal and look at the first two icons (the one on the right and the one on the left). Pair up the characters in the two icons. Go to the next two and do the same until you have a list of ships. Then...well, write 'em.
 ganked frombellzooks 

I've noticed that the more I procrastinate, the more useless memes I do.  *sweat*

Here's the list, so you can properly visualize.

srsface!Team 7 x Sasuke (both Naruto)

Sometimes, the ghosts don't stay down.  Sometimes, in his quiet (weak) moments, he regrets the path he's chosen.  Sometimes he dodges and remembers what it felt like to take two hands' worth of senbon needles in the legs and ribs and neck.   Sometimes the seal comes out, and while his chakra burns and sears and writhes and feeds on itself like a snake swallowing its own tail, he remembers phantom arms around him and a tear-filled scream and a reason for the power (point out the ones who did this) beyond the fact that it is there.  Sometimes he slips while making the signs for Chidori--not because they are unfamiliar, but because they are all too familiar.

Sometimes, he remembers.

The rest of the time, he tries to forget.

Itachi x Itachi (both Naruto)

Itachi begins to wonder if he takes himself way too seriously when he catches himself using an extra two seconds to side-kick a Stone-nin through a wall as opposed to punching him--not because it is less personal to feel the other's ribs break with his leg rather than his wrist, but because he had just done his fingernails three hours ago and didn't want to do them over.

crackface!Team 7 x Sasuke (again!  XO)

"Stop being so tense, Sasuke," Sakura sighed.  "It's a festival, for crying out loud.  You're on a date."

"I thought we agreed we weren't calling it a date," Sasuke grumbled, adjusting his yukata and glancing around. His hair hung in his eyes, and he brushed it out of his face irritably.

"That was just in front of your bimbo teamma--"

"Karin's not a bimbo, Sakura, she's just..."  Sasuke waved a hand vaguely.  "Just, uh..."

Sakura crossed her arms and raised an eyebrow.  "Overly hormonal?"

"Excitable," Sasuke amended, glaring.  "She's saved my life more than once."

"And I haven't?"

"You have, but considering my most recent memory of you in battle involves you fracturing my skull..."

"Don't be such a baby."  Sakura biffed him upside the head, and he winced.  "I better have a talk with this...Karin.  She's been letting you get soft, and I refuse to have that.  I'm associated with you, after all."

Sasuke opened his mouth to reply, when he took a tomato to the side of the head, lobbed over a wall by someone before that someone poofed away in a ball of smoke.  Kage Bunshin.  Sasuke wiped his face off, looking particularly murderous.  Sakura could not stop laughing.

About seven blocks away, Naruto and Suigetsu snickered behind a vendor's cart, while Juugo ignored them in favor of food.  "Did you see the teme's face?" Naruto gasped, as the canceling of his bunshin transmitted the sight to him.  Suigetsu slung an arm amiably about Naruto's shoulders.

"If I had known that Sasuke'd had friends as cool as you, I think I'd have dragged him back here myself," he chuckled, sunlight gleaming off his razor-sharp teeth. 

Karin and Sai got caught making out next to the river.  "It's not what it looks like, Sasuke!" she protested half-tearfully, before he rolled his eyes and kept walking.  Sakura may or may not have made a rude hand gesture.

"So," Sakura said at the end of the day, "let's hear your thoughts on our not-date, Sasuke."

Sasuke pushed his bangs out of his eyes again, sighing wearily.

"I have," he said, "the weirdest team in the history of time."

Sasuke & Orochimaru x Sasuke (all Naruto)

After Orochimaru was dead, Sasuke would revel in the beautiful moment every morning when he realized, upon waking up, that he wouldn't have to dodge tongue for the whole day.

Unfortunately, that changed when Karin joined the team.  But at least hers was of normal length.

Mini-Akon (Bleach) x Haruhi (OHSHC)

The little boy didn't want to take off his baggy hoodie.  Tamaki insisted he show off his natural beauty to the rest of them, but the hood stayed up.  The twins suggested he play a game, loser loses his shirt, but the hood stayed up.  Hunny asked how he was going to eat any cake with his face all hidden like that, but the hood stayed up.  Mori looked concerned, but the hood stayed up.  Kyouya considered calling Tachibana to escort the child from the premises, but Tamaki refused to condone it.  The hood stayed up.

Haruhi ruffled his head through the hood and said he didn't have to take it off if he didn't want.  If she felt anything odd on his forehead, she said nothing.

And Akon looked at her from under his hood and started to believe in angels again.

Hiyori (Bleach) x Host Club (duh)

"No."

"Come, Hiyori-hime, why not grace us with a vision of your true loveliness and--"

"Abso-fracking-lutely not, and I hate blond people."

"But Hiyori-chan, you are--"

"Can it, homo-twins."

"Hi-yooo-ri-chan!  Want to--"

"No, and that cake is going straight up your nose if you get any closer."

"..."

"What are you looking at, big man?  I could take ya, don't think I couldn't."

"Haruhi, maybe this isn't the best person for Tamaki to recruit as your feminine consult for this dance."

"Considering she refuses to put on a dress, Kyouya, I'm inclined to agree with you."

"Hey!  Stop talking about me over there!"

Ishida (Bleach) x Gamma/Wolfina (Zombiepowder) (omfg, Kubo party)

The woman grinned unabashedly at him and winked over the shoulder of the white-haired man, and Ishida blushed.

When their dance took them to an angle that gave him a view of her in profile, Ishida passed out.

Orihime/Ichigo, all by their lonesome (Bleach)

Eh, I don't want to write this.  I ship Ichigo with Tatsuki.

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[bamboozle.livejournal.com]

XD Hello! Firefly is the best!
*delights*
(Extra info: I kind of have a love/hate relationship with Joss Whedon. I love him for making some of the best shows I have ever seen and simultaneously love/hate him for being so talented, and hate him for some of the stuff he put characters through for the sake of audience reaction. What about you?)

SWEET! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY TELL ME WHEN YOU DO IT, IF YOUR STUFF ISN'T F-LOCKED BECAUSE I LOVE THIS MEME LIKE BURNING AND WOULD TOTALLY READ IT!

... I did it a few days ago and just last night changed some of my icons, and I have the urge to re-do the entire thing. But it seriously took me forever so... no.

*stares at out of date meme*
*twitches*