Break His Neck! Random discovers she has more testosterone than she thought

[elementalhero]

....Why have I never discovered wrestling before?

Short story short, I promised abrof  and chocomarauder  I'd come to one of their wrestling matches one of these days, this became the day, and I think I lost my voice from screaming.  I was so pumped!  Watching wrestling is awesome!  (I kind of ended up mostly watching the guys' rear ends, but let's not throw stones at the newbie, shall we?  *sweat*)  I kind of want to, like, break stuff or something, I'm so jacked up right now.

Or I would be, except my little sister's out getting X-rays of her elbows.  They might be fractured; she fell on them really hard at her basketball game, and she's in a lot of pain.  DDDDDD:  Keep her in your thoughts/prayers/Satanic rituals tonight, plz?  (Maybe not so much the last one.)

Haven't been posting much due to chronic laziness, addiction to RP, etc.  Actually, I've been meaning to dork out about RP for a while, so here:squarewarts 

Okay, so basically all I have been doing with my free time lately is RPing the greatest crossover crack pairing in the history of crossover crackpairings.  Are you ready?  Are you stoked?

Sasuke/Winry.

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I'll give you a second to pop your jaws back in.  Seriously, this pairing is like Sasuke/Sakura except without all the horrible emotional baggage/dysfunctionality (though I do enjoy that).  Sasuke angsts, she gets pissed, she throws wrench, Sasuke is back to normal except maybe with some bruising.  And then they make out.  It's awesome.  I, I secretly wish that Hiromu Arakawa and Masashi Kishimoto would get together on this and draw, like, some kind of doujinshi crossover thing (then we could also work in the Sakura/Al which is also going on in RP) for us.  And Arakawa-sensei could give Kishimoto some tips on awesome femininity THIS WOULD BE AWESOME~

In fact, they just made up~  Sasuke had been teaching Winry how to sword at things because they had run into each other in the Room of Requirement while WInry was automailing (in that little tube toppy thing) and Sasuke had come in to practice swordplay and they were secretly geeking out over how hot the other one was the whole time, so she asked if she could learn sometime, and he offered, and then they were sparring and ended up kissing except Winry still liked Ed at the time even though he's being gay in the corner with Mitani from Hikaru no Go (For the life of me, I couldn't understand his mun's decision to play him as gay, but whatever, that takes away my guilt from breaking up my canon Winry/Ed OTP~~~) so she ran away and Sasuke (who at the time had literally just sort of promised himself to stop being so wangsty all the time and start to try to be positive) was really hurt and started being all asshatty to her to drive her away more because clearly she doesn't deserve him but she really wanted to apologize, and then he saved her from a werewolf and now they're kind of making out or something, this just happened RANDOM, WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THESE RP CHARACTERS LIKE THEY ARE NOT FICTIONAL?  BECAUSE THEY ARE, YOU KNOW.

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[feilyn.livejournal.com]

WHO SAID THEY WERE FICTIONAL? D: D: D:

L-lol. Well, I can't bring together Kishimoto and Arakawa, but I can write delicious delicious post-Hogwarts Al/Sakura fic with a healthy side of Sasu/Win?

*cackles* Ver (aka Al-mun) has de-hiatus'd, FINALLY, which means Sakura gets her Al back \o/

Also, Aki (Ed-mun)'s reasoning...makes sense with your slash goggles on, but I can't remember what it was, now. XD

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

And that is why we love fanfiction. :D

YAY AL! *hugs*

I'm not mad at Aki or anything (as opposed to my minor Brooklyn Rage against the Mustang!mun for a bit), and since we're playing mostly anime!verse FMA, which I could see with more undertones (especially after that silly movie), I can sort of see why; I'm just bewildered as to why someone would want to. I guess my slash goggles are more like...a really bad magnifying glass, like the kind you get in cereal boxes. *loves Ed, therefore wants him to be straight, even though he is a FICTIONAL CHARACTER, RANDOM* Ignore my voice of reason; he seems to have hijacked the Caps Lock key.

[feilyn.livejournal.com]

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Al is of the best awesome.

I understand your Mustang!mun Brooklyn Rage completely. He got annoyed at me because Sakura was reacting exactly as I had told him she would react.

Lol, I was a tad bewildered when Aki told me, because I've only read the manga. Which is like ZOMG, ED/WINRY OTP 4EVAH~ But even from watching just a few episodes of the anime, it's like WHOASUBTEXT.

Stick with me, love. We'll get you proper slash goggles yet. WE SHALL TAKE OVER YOUR MIIIIIIIIIIIIND!

...Actually, I'm having extreme difficulty shipping NaruSasu right now. Or rather, I still ship it madly, it's just...incredibly, ridiculously specific now, and insists on awkward!dorky!redeemed!Sasuke.