Why is everybody in this show a ninja?
Apr. 2nd, 2009 08:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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For those unfamiliar, first you pick a letter. Then you pick a fandom (or a crossover) and a character or pairing. For example, S is for Starlight, Kairi/Riku (Kingdom Hearts). In turn you'll receive a ficlet of some kind.
Simple, yes?
A is for: Angel, Itachi/Kairi (Naruto/Kingdom Hearts)
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B is for: Baggage, Jacen Solo (Star Wars EU)
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C is for:
D is for: Disaster, Ino & Asuma (Naruto)
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E is for:
F is for: Flirt, Sakura/Kakashi (Naruto)
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G is for:
H is for: Hand, Deidara/Konan (Naruto)
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I is for:
J is for: Jerk, Karin/Suigetsu (Naruto)
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K is for:
L is for: Lie, Ino/Genma (Naruto)
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M is for: Manly, Karin & Juugo (Naruto)
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N is for:
O is for: Obnoxious, Roy/Riza (FMA)
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P is for:
Q is for: Queen, Sakura/Sai (Naruto)
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R is for: Rain, Tsunade & Jiraiya (Naruto)
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S is for: Sandcastle, Riku/Kairi (Kingdom Hearts)
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T is for: Tits, Jiraiya/Tsunade (Naruto)
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U is for:
V is for: Virtuous, Anko/Iruka (Naruto)
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W is for: Water, Itachi/Anko (Naruto)
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Y is for:
Z is for:
In other news, I tweaked my hip while pitching today. We were so busy beating the other team, I didn't notice I was in pain until the last two outs. >.>
Re: something saner
Date: 2009-05-21 03:18 am (UTC)Heh, I guess that means it's pretty good for three sentences.
sob I know ;_;
Re: ilu~
Date: 2009-05-21 03:22 am (UTC)BROTHERLY LURRRVE ANAKIN~ ♥♥♥♥ (and I KNOW, I BAWLED AND THEN I GRIEVED FOR LIKE WEEKS TT_TT)
:D
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Date: 2009-05-21 07:25 pm (UTC)Oh, man, this was AMAZING!
"If anybody could, it would probably be you."
Hee! You perfectly show why they could be friends-ish. Great job.
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Date: 2009-05-22 02:56 am (UTC)I know, right? I kind of see young Jiraiya as a more socially apt but also more hormonal version of Naruto, and Orochimaru as a more dignified and bigger-words-using version of Sasuke with fewer "anger" issues but more "power" ones. If, uh, if that makes any sense.
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Date: 2009-05-22 03:54 am (UTC)In fact, I really want more sannin gen now, or a glimpse of Orochimaru and Tsunade while Jiraiya's off training his little rain nins.
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Date: 2009-05-25 02:47 am (UTC)It's the look Chouji gives her when she twists her fingers and the enemy medic begins to plunge his scalpel into the necks of his wounded, one by one, eyes empty, that drives Ino to the rear after the initial melee, chewing on her once-beautiful nails until they split and bleed. They all have their little quirks, Team 10, their little habits and twitches that burn off the nervous energy of battle. Chouji pops open a bag of chips, methodically demolishing the food, maybe so he can't hear the screams over the crunching. Shikamaru lights up, the safe refuge of nicotine and tar that he found after Asuma died, maybe so he can't smell the bodies.
Ino flirts madly with the closest male she can find, preferably a few years older, maybe so she can reassure herself that she's still attractive on the outside, if not the inside. And if one of them ever actually takes her up on it, well that's another hour or so of not having to think about the memories she catches, memories of spouses and children, same as them, people now fatherless, motherless, childless.
The worst is when their comrades don't kill them to save them, but find them after it wears off, sobbing or screaming or giggling or drooling or nothing at all.
Her bloodied fingernails trace the lines of his chest, and Genma asks her if she's okay.
Ino looks up and smiles beatifically, a demon with the face of an angel.
"Of course."
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Date: 2009-05-25 02:59 am (UTC)"Juugo. Stop it. You're creeping me out." Karin squints at him, even though her glasses are perfectly straight. She could just be trying to dismiss the goldfinch on his head as simply part of his shock of orange hair.
He starts and turns around guiltily, his usual reaction when someone speaks to him unexpectedly. "...Stop what?" he asks.
"Stop talking to birds. They follow us all the time now. Pooping on stuff and dropping feathers--not," she adds, "that I minded it when Suigetsu got a big one in the face the other day, but we're starting to become easy to track."
Juugo's face is stricken. "But--"
"I mean, next you'll be dancing around next to the waterfall, singing and stuff. It just isn't manly, Juugo." A shrug. "And Sasuke gets that unconscious twitch whenever he sees crows, seriously."
"But--"
Karin adjusts her glasses irritably. "No buts."
--
The next day, they started being followed by squirrels.
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Date: 2009-05-25 03:39 am (UTC)Oh, man that is so perfect. I love the glimpse of Team 10 and how it functions or doesn't.
The worst is when their comrades don't kill them to save them, but find them after it wears off, sobbing or screaming or giggling or drooling or nothing at all.
This sentence was a little confusing; I had to read it three times to be sure of what it was saying.
Ino flirts madly with the closest male she can find, preferably a few years older, maybe so she can reassure herself that she's still attractive on the outside, if not the inside
Ino in a nutshell.
Fantastic job.
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Date: 2009-05-26 01:34 am (UTC)That sentence was hard. I was trying to convey something, and I was having a hard time phrasing it the way it sounded in my head, and I ended up giving up and just sticking it there. :C
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Date: 2009-05-26 02:16 am (UTC)SQUEE
Date: 2009-05-27 03:56 pm (UTC)This was awesome XD
Stuff I loved in BULLETPOINTS!!
-He starts and turns around guiltily, his usual reaction when someone speaks to him unexpectedly THIS KIND OF BROKE MY HEART YOU KNOW
-GOLDFINCH HAIR <33333
-SUIGETSU GETTING POOED ON <3333333333333333
-Sasuke twitching at crows
-SQUIRRELS!!! Juugo and Lee- sekrit BFFs?
SO YEAH PRETTY MUCH THE WHOLE DAMN THING. Thank you so much!!
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Date: 2009-05-28 02:21 am (UTC)random Queen moment-I totally think Juugo has all these social issues and nervous twitches. ;_;
-HEEE~
-He would! Because they'd see his silvery head and think he was a birdbath!
-I would bet money he just flinches every time he sees one. If one takes off and startles him, he actively jumps.
-I WOULD TOTALLY WANT JUUGO AND ROCK LEE TO BE BFFLS!
You're welcome!
late fail is late
Date: 2009-07-25 02:15 am (UTC)"This is a disaster," Ino says, tears welling up at the corners of her eyes. "This is a goddamn disaster." Of all the stupid things to get emotional about, she is trying to fix her hair after hacking it off, after she didn't even win; she's in the back hall crying like a stupid child and raking her hands through her mutilated hair, and it's all just stupid and wrong.
She had wanted, so badly, to win that fight.
The distinctive smell of cigarette smoke wafts toward her and it takes her a moment to even recognize it and realize Asuma-sensei is walking up behind her. Immediately, she begins to swallow her tears, to smooth her hair down and act like she hadn't been doing anything of consequence, certainly not crying in a hallway like an emotional little girl.
Asuma smiles and pats her on the shoulder.
"You did good, kid," he says, and keeps walking.
Ino watches him walk down the hall and bursts into fresh tears.
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Date: 2009-07-25 02:24 am (UTC)"You're a stupid idiot," Tsunade tells him. "You're a stupid idiot and you could have been court-martialed and you could have been killed, and you didn't even try to communicate with us, and..." Eventually, she runs out of horrible consequences and applicable epithets, and just stares at Jiraiya in open disbelief. "I can't believe you left us for three years."
Jiraiya's nursing his black eye. "To be honest, I didn't expect to be gone that long."
Tsunade should have known, should have expected it, since it isn't like Jiraiya ever thinks anything out anyway. She wants to ask how could a bunch of orphaned kids from Hidden Rain possibly be more important than your village and friends? but it would be pointless. Jiraiya's just one of those people who can't ignore what's in front of him for what's behind him.
"But you know," he's saying, "I did miss the sun."
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Date: 2009-07-25 03:13 am (UTC)Oh, ouch.
This had to hurt, so badly.
Re: late fail is late
Date: 2009-07-25 03:18 am (UTC)