elementalhero | A Stupid Story

Today I rewatched Twilight: Teh Moveh at a younger friend's house. I should preface this by saying that this girl is one of my favorite preteen's ever--she actually sat and had an intelligent conversation with me about Twilight and she doesn't really care one way or the other about Edward Cullen aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah this gives me hope for humanity~~ But anyway, so it got me thinking that I honest-to-God prefer the movie to the book.

Book: So Bad It's Horrible
Movie: So Bad It's Enjoyable (probably because you don't have to go through the retarded medium of Meyer's non-writing and also there is Taylor Lautner and also Robert Pattinson can make Edward an actual human being)

A silly anecdote: So apparently there are extended scenes on the DVD of scenes that even the movie director had to admit were too long and drawn-out. One of them was the scene in Edward's bedroom, where Bella is looking at his stuff, and she picks up this rain stick (you know, where you tilt a hollow stick and small beads/things inside make a rain sound).

Bella: "I used to make these all the time. I used to have a chinchilla, and my mom and I would make rain sticks using the droppings and empty paper towel rolls. *beat* I guess that's weird."

Me: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHY DID THEY NOT LEAVE THAT IN?"

So, for the amusement of my younger sister and the friend, I suddenly leaned up and shouted, "ALL RIGHT, YOU PRIMITIVESCREWHEADS, LISTEN UP. THIS....IS MY POOP STICK!!!"

Also, for Naruto fans: OH MY GOD THIS OH MY GOD THIS OH. MY. GOD. THIS.