Another Irish Drinking Song

Okay, so if I were to describe Twilight: Teh Movie, it would look something like this:

TWILIGHT:  THE MOVIE IN WHICH IT IS MORE ENTERTAINING TO WATCH THE BACKGROUND THAN THE FOREGROUND.

Seriously, nearly every scene had something lulzy happening behind the foreground of ANGSTWANGSTDRAMANGST.  It made me giggle throughout the entire thing.  Also, applause to RPattz for making Edward into more of a believable character, i.e. the social retard who is emotionally abusive and too busy hating himself to realize that no one else really hates him, so he doesn't have to do the "pushing away" thing as much as he thinks.  Except he kind of does, because he is a vampire.  Plus I loved how he looked like he was going to throw up when Bella walked into their Biology.  But anyway, being able to see Edward as a less-than-perfect-being outside of the prism of Bella's brain-damaged POV was refreshing.

There was something else I was going to use this post for, but I forgot--WAIT OH YEAH!  A MEME!  Ganked from redbrunja :

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 It's a sad day when I spend an hour and a half watching and screencapping a twenty-second scene of Itachi running his fingers through his hair (Episode 82).  It's an even sadder day when I do so at eleven o'clock pm.  Luckily, it was last night, not right now, so I don't feel such a sense of deep shame.  Like the sense of deep shame I had upon completion of Breaking Dawn.  (Mutant alien vampire ninja zombie babies?  Really?  Your canon!rape of Jacob is unforgiveable, SMeyer.  I will be at your house with sickles very soon.)

But seriously:



Look at this picture and tell me you wouldn't tap that.  

In other news, I'm happy with my writing progress with Stained and a bunch of my one-shots.  Summer is awesome.

Okay.

Vampire Knight's Kaname Kuran officially beats out Edward Cullen in any given battle of vampires.  Because Edward may be able to read people's minds, but Kaname can blow stuff up with his brain.  I'm so serious.

And dammit, I wasn't going to like him either.  Because he's so perfect.  I was going to love Zero because he's angsty and omn-licious and MAMORU MIYANO, FOR THE LOVE OF CRAP.  Well, I still love Zero more, but now the battle's a lot closer than it has a right to be. 

I read the first volume of the manga after watching two episodes of the anime, and do you know what the anime has that the manga doesn't?  THE HORSE.  No, seriously.  After Zero and Kaname, probably the horse is my next favorite character.

TOTALLY RANDOM OBSERVATION MADE DURING EPISODE THREE OF VK:  DIRECTOR CROSS'S FIRST NAME IS KAIEN.  FRACK.  YES.
(If he grows tentacles, I'm committing hara-kiri, by the way.)



...Someone please rant with me.  LOREN, COME PARTAKE OF THE CRAACK~