INTARVIEWZ

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Interview meme: 5 questions, blah blah I've done this before.

from digthenym :

1. Uchiha clan versus Skywalker/Solo clan, who wins?

Oh, totally the Skywalker/Solos.  Because yeah okay, the Uchiha have FIREZ and SOOPER NINJUTSU HAX, but the Skywalker/Solos have two things: THE FORCE, and BADASSERY.

2. If you could pick any two characters from any series to star in their very own buddy!cops show, who would you pick? Would they wear pastel suits like in Miami Vice?

I...have never seen Miami Vice, but it would have to be post-KH2 Sora and Riku (from the video game series Kingdom Hearts, if anybody didn't know).  They'd be all, KEYBLADE ROAD TRIP and like USING THE POWER OF DARKNESS FOR NEFARIOUS PURPOSES?  IT IS OUR DUTY TO KICK YOUR ASS NOW, SIR/MADAM.  XD

3. How do you think Anko would ask Itachi out on a date? Would Itachi realize he is being asked out on a date?

She'd probably tell him, "Hey, Bright Eyes!  Meet me at the dango shop tomorrow!  Bring money!"  And he'd show up and be like, "...what do you want, Anko-sempai," and she'd be like, "BUY ME DANGO," and he would and then they'd split it and she'd grin and ruffle his hair and say, "You take a girl on a pretty good date, Itachi-kun," and he'd be like, *coughhacksputter* "....date?"

4. What are three fanon pairings you absolutely can't stand, no matter how they're written?

Itachi/Sasuke: One, eek.  Two, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek.  Three, their relationship: you're doing it wrong.

Kakashi/anyone in Team 7: I have this personal squick about teacher/student relationships, particularly with a rather stark age difference.  My feel is that when someone is an authority figure, they have a duty and responsibility to their subordinates/students to be an authority figure, and not a romantic interest at all.  Even when both parties are willing, I feel like it's a responsibility thing to not get into a relationship because they must maintain their professional duties.  And the fact that the students are not adults in such a position, but teens twelve years younger than him only makes me even more uncomfortable.  I just don't like it.

Sasuke/Orochimaru: DIE.

5. What song would you want to play whenever you enter a room?

"Battle Without Honor or Humanity," by Tomoyasu Hotei.

from redbrunja :

1.) What other sports to do you play besides baseball? When did you get into baseball?

Softball, actually (there is a difference, and it is the natural reaction of a softball player to flinch when someone says there is not).  I used to play basketball, but quit after sophomore year because I realized I secretly sort of hated it.  I've been into softball since Little League (my family is a sports family, and when you are little you play sports), but I never really realized how much I loved it to death and would always want to play it until I quit basketball to concentrate on softball full-time.

2.) What Harry Potter pairings are you into?

The canon ones.  I am thoroughly boring like that.  I like Ron/Hermione because of the slapslapkiss dynamic.

OH WAIT, I LIED.  SNAPE/LILY FTFW!!!!!

3.) What's your favorite HP book?

The last one.  Yeah, I'm burning in fandom hell.  I love the end, too.  Basically, chapter 19, with Ron and the saving of Harry and him STABBITY-PWNING ALL OF HIS HORRIBLE INSECURITIES IN FRONT OF HIS BEST FRIEND, WHO HAS TO BEAR WITNESS TO THIS DARKEST RELFECTION OF HIMSELF???  I FREAKING BAWLED MY EYES OUT, OKAY???  I SOBBED.

If it couldn't be DH, then Order of the Phoenix, because I am a fan of Angry!Harry.  :|

everyone hates me now

4.) Favorite fic you've written so far for the alphabet meme.

Oooh, hard!  Probably...well, H is for Hand was dorky and fun, W is for Water was pretty, and I liked writing A is for Angel, because it was so weird.  XD

5.) If you had to kill off five people in Naruto, who would they be?

D8 D8 D8 D8 D8 noooooooooooooo

Ebisu (because it would be sad and I would freak out because I freaking love Ebisu), Yamato because I secretly have no attachment to him at all, Madara because he is a wonderful evil manipulating Magnificent Bastard, and his eventual defeat had better be FRACKING EPIC LIKE NOTHING HAS EVER BEEN EPIC BEFORE, Juugo BECAUSE I WOULD SOB AND CRY AND REFUSE TO EAT AND THEN THERE HAD BETTER BE SOME HAWK-ANGST ABOUT IT, and...Danzou.  Because I hate him.

I have this weird problem where sometimes, if I really love a character, I want them to die so I can mourn them.  It's weird.  I spent most of the final books of the New Jedi Order waiting for Luke to die so I could cry.  He didn't.

Comments

[digthenym.livejournal.com]

Haha, if anything, the Solo family could kill them with quips and banter XD

AHAHAHA Riku and Sora as buddy!cops would be awesome! They'd have the good cop/bad cop thing down too XD

She'd probably tell him, "Hey, Bright Eyes! Meet me at the dango shop tomorrow! Bring money!" And he'd show up and be like, "...what do you want, Anko-sempai," and she'd be like, "BUY ME DANGO," and he would and then they'd split it and she'd grin and ruffle his hair and say, "You take a girl on a pretty good date, Itachi-kun," and he'd be like, *coughhacksputter* "....date?"

I can't believe I'm actually typing this, but Itachi can be freaking adorable! <3!!

I never did understand the appeal of Sasuke x Itachi. Besides the squick factor, it's not like Naruto is missing out on dark haired pretty boys if it's just for the yaoi. To each their own, I suppose.

"Battle Without Honor or Humanity," by Tomoyasu Hotei.


OMG I WOULD ALSO PICK THIS SONG. THAT OR "SHIPPING UP TO BOSTON" BY THE DROPKICK MURPHYS. YAY!!

Awesome! Another softball player <33! What position do you play?

SNAPE/LILY FTMFW!!!!!!!

I am the ONLY person I know that liked that aspect of the book!

Juugo kind of has that 'marked for death' vibe about him. I think it's because he's the only one that talks to baby birds while his other teammates are wreaking havoc.

Haha, I kind of like Danzou, in that Magnificent Bastard sort of way XD But yeah, if he doesn't bite it by the end of the series (preferably with a Sai vs Danzou fight- BECAUSE HOW EPIC WOULD THAT BE?! THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!) I'll be disappointed.

EBISU?! BUT KONOHAMARU WOULD BE SO SAD!!!

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

"Jaina Solo uses SARCASTIC LOGIC! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!. Enemy Sasuke uses LIGHTNING FROM THE SKY! It doesn't affect Jaina!" ffff pokemanz

Riku and Sora would be amazing as buddy!cops. Sora would be the one that's always snarfing donuts, and Riku would be the one driving the squad car in the sexy sunglasses and giving perps disparaging looks.

Of course Itachi can be freaking adorable! The entire point of Sasuke's flashbacks before the Vallet of the End fight was to show how cute Itachi used to be! (pffft, you thought they were for character backstory and themes)

I'm a pitcher! :DDDDD OMG I THOUGHT THERE WERE NO OTHER SOFTBALL PLAYERS ON THE INNNNTERNEEEEET~ What position do you play?

Snape/Lily owns my entire soul. And I practically wailed at one thing: "Always."

Random: "OMFG OMFG OFMG OMFG SNAAAAAAAPE" *SOBSOBSOBSOBSOB*

Yeah, if one member of Hawk is going, it's either Juugo or Karin. And I really, really don't want her to get bumped off just because the fandom will be insufferably smug and make me hate humanity. And, yeah, the baby bird thing.

See, I just don't find Danzou's bastardry Magnificent enough. Madara's is sooooo much better in my mind. BUT YES, SAI VS. DANZOUUUUU I FULLY WANT THIS.

CLOSET PERVERT! NOOOOOOOOO! But he won't, because they already psyched us into thinking he was going to get it once, so they won't try it again.