TWO MEMES

[elementalhero]

For fun~

ganked from digthenym :

Give me a character/pairing from any fandom I participate in and I'll give you one fanon that I don't agree with.


And...ganked from digthenym  again!

Under the cut is a list of my current writing projects. Ask a question about something. Ask anything about any idea listed here, and I shall attempt to answer it. I reserve the right to not give away Important Plot Points, but otherwise...have at it!

~Those Who Favor Fire, massive Itachi-centric AU (basically, he survives)

~Momentum (working title), introspective Sasuke one-shot

~Untitled AU future!fic one-shot, featuring Sakura, Anko, Sasuke, and Madara, primarily.

~Mythos, AU future!fic one-shot

~Moar ABC meme, about six in the works

~Salon, fluffy Itachi/Anko one-shot

~possibly more Sasuke/Karin, since this pairing came out of nowhere and started smacking me around

~An original story (gasp!), sort of steampunky, futury, Dark Tower-y, sci-fi...ish.  Will not appear on the Internet.

Comments

[digthenym.livejournal.com]

For Meme #1:

Sai

Konohamaru (IS THERE FANON FOR HIM?!)

Karin

For Meme #2

~Untitled AU future!fic one-shot, featuring Sakura, Anko, Sasuke, and Madara, primarily.

Oh cool, do you mind if I ask what the general premise is?

And with Salon, will there be hairstyling involved? (Because both Itachi and Anko have AWESOME hair?)

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

Meme 1:

Sai: that he truly thinks Sakura is ugly (underneath, he really doesn't), Flanderizing his "penis" obsession, making him out to be an extremely obnoxious jerk (he is not, at all).

Konohamaru: IDK if there's fanon for him, but I see a lot of hatred and sloppy characterization

Karin: that she is all ME SO HORNY ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME, that she is a slutbag, that she is a bitch, that she is really dumb (DUDE. DUDE. DUDE. JUST....JUST NO. YOU'RE BANNED FROM THE INTERNET).

Meme 2:

The general premise is...hard to explain. It stemmed from a random-numbers-random-questions pairing meme (I love these), and somehow there ended up being a question that said, "What would Anko/Sakura/Madara look like?" and I was like HOLY CRAP WHAT THE FRIG WHOA. And then the idea, insane and crazy and slightly disturbing as it was, began to slowly grow in my head.

I'm imagining, like, this dystopian future where basically Pain succeeds and Ninja Bomb 0 goes off and Madara manages to take over a big chunk of land comprising what was left of Konoha for himself, and ninja survivors of the bomb from the old regime basically have to swear allegiance or die, and Anko's this escapee from an Akatsuki prison camp and Sakura's a POW being allowed to live if she can seduce Sasuke, who Madara basically wants to pick a bride and start frigging restoring the clan already, but Sasuke's all emotionally unstable and slightly broken in the head after the bomb went off (oh, and duh Naruto's dead. Probably all of Hawk, too) and he's developed, like, these neuroses, and Sakura still has feelings for him but also is like, you betrayed us, and yet she really pities him in a way, and....that's the premise. Somehow Anko is involved in busting Sakura out, I know, and somehow Madara is really involved, but I haven't really hammered out how, mentally. Oh, and I don't know how it'll end yet. ...Yeah.

And yes, Salon does involve hairstyling! I don't want to give the premise of this one away, though, because it's too frigging cute.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Konan for the first meme. For the second, will there be any Sakura and Anko interaction in the AU future fic, and if so, what kind?

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

Konan: I really don't read enough Konan stuff to do this, sorry.

And, wow, the untitled one seems to be popular. XD Yes, there's definitely going to be Sakura and Anko interaction, and basically it's going to be Anko being imprisoned close by to be interrogated because she's got some sort of vital information (that I haven't thought of yet, orz), and Sakura sneaking in to see her once, because they were both captured at the same time and developed this kind of camaraderie, and Anko being like, "we can leave, we can get out of here," but Sakura being like, "no, it's not the right time," and Anko all disgusted, like, "just frigging give up on him, Sakura, he's a traitor, I had to go through this, too, it's not worth it," but then them coming to an understanding at the end.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Anko all disgusted, like, "just frigging give up on him, Sakura, he's a traitor, I had to go through this, too, it's not worth it," but then them coming to an understanding at the end.

This would be so awesome and IC. And I bet Anko is the queen of saying a.) what everyone else is thinking and b.) what people don't want to hear.

[keepdreamingxx.livejournal.com]

Riku/Kairi for the first.

lol yeahhhh can't really ask about the others because Naruto, what.

BUT THE LAST ONE... omg. O: TELL ME ABOUT A CHARACTER YOU MADE UP?

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

Meme 1: all those fics where Riku and Kairi are like, "lol Sora r loser lets ditch him and have hot sex," especially when Sora is written horribly OOC and being like "EVOL OPPRESSOR," which is so not even funny. :C

(Maybe you could fix that problem by...say, getting into the series? :D???)

Meme 2: Just one? Okay, my antagonist is this eighteen-year-old girl named Liaren who heads up this small gang of discontented teens that go around causing chaos in this sealed city to break down the caste system/social order and also to screw with the cops (called "The Guard"). She's about five-foot five, has long white-blond hair that she usually wears in a braid down the back (she cuts it about halfway through the story), is lean and muscular, has dark blue eyes, and hates authority. Oh, and she quotes dystopian literature. And she's a pyromaniac. :D