I specifically uploaded this icon for this post. MORE TO COME.

So basically I have determined that the Naruto anime resolves only to make awesomeness when I am not watching for weeks at a time.

( This is why I can never quit this series. (long chat excerpts and flailing under cut) )

So basically, I have discovered why I can't quit this series.

And it isn't because of Team Hawk. Nor is it because of Madara, or Itachi, or the capslocky ridiculousness, or the woobiness, or the anime or the manga or any of that. Those are merely contributing factors.

Quite simply, it's because Naruto has the power to make me incredibly, irrationally, ridiculously happy.

And that's all I need to justify it.