elementalhero | LOSER PERSON HAS LOSER DAY

My day so far:

Decided not to go to travel team softball practice so I could sleep in for another hour and a half.
Blew nose 4,383,748,590 times because of damn cold.
Got up and ate breakfast. Went to computer and did nothing for ~~two~~ three hours in my jammies.
Regretted not going to softball practice because no one is home and I inexplicably want to socialize.
Looked in fridge for food and found like 4 bars of cream cheese. Wondered why family needs so much cream cheese when we don't even eat bagels.
Wished for a bagel.
Did not get bagel.
Was sad.
Smelled leftover pizza in outside fridge but found none. Was worried because I could still smell it and it was making me hungry.
Spent ten minutes barking at dog when dog barked, just to feel like I was having a conversation.
Am now angsting on LiveJournal.

I am such. A. Loser.

I think I will scrounge for food (no pizza! Where did it go? I know there was some! I'M NOT CRAZY!), and go do something productive like ~~light things on fire~~ burn the cardboard trash. Something moderately productive and requiring movement.