I did something like this once...

[elementalhero]

Name any character from any of my fandoms and I'll tell you...

(a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon
(b) a reason he/she sucks
(c) a reason he/she is awesome
(d) five things that never happened to that character and/or
(e) five people that character never fell in love with and why

Ganked from feilyn, cuz she rocks. 

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I fell asleep. SORRY. x_x I'm doing these one comment at a time.

Itachi

(a) Itachi gets about a gajillion facts, lsksjls~
1. Itachi has a blood phobia. It comes from his early exposure to war--when he was four, he got lost in the middle of a battlefield after the battle was over, and it was super traumatic (WHERE WERE HIS PARENTS????). Small amounts of blood don't faze him, but really really huge amounts used to make him get dizzy/throw up/pass out. By the time canon started, he had managed to make himself get over it, though huge amounts still make him a bit queasy.
2. Stemming from the same incident, he also has an irrational fear/distrust of carrion birds. Hence his "Batman Begins"-like crow fetish: If I'm afraid of them, everybody else gets to be afraid of them, too.
3. Itachi had tried to get Shisui to leave the compound/village without telling him why. Shisui got really suspicious and tried to ask what was wrong. Itachi became agitated and they fought. Shisui fell in the Nakano river and cracked his head and fell unconscious and drowned. That's how Itachi got the Mangekyou.
4. The only person Itachi ever hated was Madara. The only person Itachi ever truly loved (pure, uncomplicated familial love) was Sasuke. He's kind of an emotional wreck in that way. Everybody else was either a good friend, an acquaintance, a nuisance, or a threat. I'd draw a chart, but that would be too much work.
5. Every now and again, Itachi gets the urge to tell Kisame about what really happened on "that night" and confide his true self in him and just get the whole thing off his chest to somebody so he can heal a little bit. And then Kisame will chop a guy's head off or break someone in half or do something very Kisame-like, and Itachi will remember that he doesn't really like Kisame all that much.
6. The reason Itachi paints his fingernails is to call attention to them. He can do genjutsu with his fingers (like he did to Naruto that one time) by casting his chakra in a straight line out from the tips, but it works best when the person's attention is focused as closely as possible. The nail polish attracts the eye naturally, since the person in question is trying to look anywhere but at his eyes. And then he just painted his toenails to match. He was the first person in Akatsuki to wear nail polish, and then everybody else started copying him. XD
7. Itachi died a virgin. D: (However, he was very straight. Just too broken to do the whole healthy relationship thing.)
8. Itachi once taught a four-year-old Sasuke how to channel chakra into a burp to make it super-loud. Sasuke promptly did it in front of the daimyo lady, scaring her cat running away into the Forest of Death. Fugaku was not a happy daddy.

(b) I WANT YOUR EYES BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOOK SASUKE, I AM CLEARLY A VILLAIN, DO YOU NOT HATE ME???? (DX character rape sucks)

(c) The head poke. "I'm sorry, Sasuke. This is the last time." ;A;

(d/e)
Itachi never fell in love with Kisame. Kisame enjoys killing just too damn much.
Itachi never forgave himself for what he had to do to Sasuke. So much that he died smiling when Sasuke killed him, believing that he had finally atoned. ;A;
Itachi never fell in love with Sakura. Because that makes NO SENSE.
Itachi never drank sake. He had only been 21 for a few months when he died. (Also, he was a total drag at parties.)
Itachi never fell in love with anyone except Anko. ~shutupandletmehavemycrack~