I did something like this once...

[elementalhero]

Name any character from any of my fandoms and I'll tell you...

(a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon
(b) a reason he/she sucks
(c) a reason he/she is awesome
(d) five things that never happened to that character and/or
(e) five people that character never fell in love with and why

Ganked from feilyn, cuz she rocks. 

Comments

[feilyn.livejournal.com]

I did four for you, so you can return the favour, lol. I will even grant you Itachi.

So...hmm.

Itachi
Kakashi
Orihime
Zuko

Have you read my response?

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

I fell asleep. SORRY. x_x I'm doing these one comment at a time.

Itachi

(a) Itachi gets about a gajillion facts, lsksjls~
1. Itachi has a blood phobia. It comes from his early exposure to war--when he was four, he got lost in the middle of a battlefield after the battle was over, and it was super traumatic (WHERE WERE HIS PARENTS????). Small amounts of blood don't faze him, but really really huge amounts used to make him get dizzy/throw up/pass out. By the time canon started, he had managed to make himself get over it, though huge amounts still make him a bit queasy.
2. Stemming from the same incident, he also has an irrational fear/distrust of carrion birds. Hence his "Batman Begins"-like crow fetish: If I'm afraid of them, everybody else gets to be afraid of them, too.
3. Itachi had tried to get Shisui to leave the compound/village without telling him why. Shisui got really suspicious and tried to ask what was wrong. Itachi became agitated and they fought. Shisui fell in the Nakano river and cracked his head and fell unconscious and drowned. That's how Itachi got the Mangekyou.
4. The only person Itachi ever hated was Madara. The only person Itachi ever truly loved (pure, uncomplicated familial love) was Sasuke. He's kind of an emotional wreck in that way. Everybody else was either a good friend, an acquaintance, a nuisance, or a threat. I'd draw a chart, but that would be too much work.
5. Every now and again, Itachi gets the urge to tell Kisame about what really happened on "that night" and confide his true self in him and just get the whole thing off his chest to somebody so he can heal a little bit. And then Kisame will chop a guy's head off or break someone in half or do something very Kisame-like, and Itachi will remember that he doesn't really like Kisame all that much.
6. The reason Itachi paints his fingernails is to call attention to them. He can do genjutsu with his fingers (like he did to Naruto that one time) by casting his chakra in a straight line out from the tips, but it works best when the person's attention is focused as closely as possible. The nail polish attracts the eye naturally, since the person in question is trying to look anywhere but at his eyes. And then he just painted his toenails to match. He was the first person in Akatsuki to wear nail polish, and then everybody else started copying him. XD
7. Itachi died a virgin. D: (However, he was very straight. Just too broken to do the whole healthy relationship thing.)
8. Itachi once taught a four-year-old Sasuke how to channel chakra into a burp to make it super-loud. Sasuke promptly did it in front of the daimyo lady, scaring her cat running away into the Forest of Death. Fugaku was not a happy daddy.

(b) I WANT YOUR EYES BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOOK SASUKE, I AM CLEARLY A VILLAIN, DO YOU NOT HATE ME???? (DX character rape sucks)

(c) The head poke. "I'm sorry, Sasuke. This is the last time." ;A;

(d/e)
Itachi never fell in love with Kisame. Kisame enjoys killing just too damn much.
Itachi never forgave himself for what he had to do to Sasuke. So much that he died smiling when Sasuke killed him, believing that he had finally atoned. ;A;
Itachi never fell in love with Sakura. Because that makes NO SENSE.
Itachi never drank sake. He had only been 21 for a few months when he died. (Also, he was a total drag at parties.)
Itachi never fell in love with anyone except Anko. ~shutupandletmehavemycrack~

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

Kakashi

(a)
1. Kakashi secretly hates the nickname "Kakashi of the Sharingan." But it's so popular now that he can't do anything about it.
2. Kakashi feels kind of guilty that he didn't take Naruto under his wing during the Chuunin Exams, but Naruto couldn't learn Chidori because a, he has no Sharingan, and b, he doesn't have the right chakra. So they were kind of stuck.
3. Kakashi once spent a mission under Itachi's command in the ANBU. It was Itachi's first mission in charge, and Kakashi's last mission in ANBU. (WTF, how did Itachi get in here? XD)

(b) UHH, YEAH, I DON'T THINK ZABUZA'S DEAD, YOU GUYS, LOL. Seriously, Kakashi, you have to have better reflexes than that.

(c) Quoting Obito. Baaaw... "Shinobi who abandon their friends are worse trash than that." (OBITO = BEST UCHIHA EVER. HE SOMEHOW ESCAPED THE 'ASSHOLE' GENE.)

(d/e)
Kakashi never fell in love with Rin. I...don't know why. Probably because he secretly knew how much Obito loved her. Also, shinobi must not have attachments that is a rule~
Kakashi never finished reading Make-Out Tactics. They stole his copy to decode that thing and never gave it back. DX
Kakashi never fell in love with Kurenai. She's Asuma's.
Kakashi never fell in love with Sakura. WTF PEOPLE, STOP WHORING HER AROUND TO ALL THESE OLDER GUYS~
Kakashi never thought of Naruto as the Kyuubi. He respected the Yondaime too much. (also, Naruto's crazy resembance to Minato)

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

Orihime

(a)
1. Orihime holds a dark, secret grudge against her parents for not coming to Sora's funeral. She was so young when she was in their abusive care that she doesn't remember it enough to hate them for that, but not coming to his funeral was a solid, concrete thing to blame them for. She isn't even consciously aware of it, though.
2. Orihime doesn't know what she wants to do when she grows up. Before all this Soul Society stuff, she would lay awake nights and worry. That's why she drew that silly robot thing for her "Me in the Future" assignment--subconsciously revealing her desire to be strong and invincible in the future. (lawl pseudo-psychology)
3. Orihime found she secretly liked it when she slapped Ulquiorra upside the head. Her hand hurt, but her pride felt pretty good.

(b) CLEARLY, I'M JUST GOING TO GO WITH THIS GUY INSTEAD OF AT LEAST TRYING TO MAKE A FIGHT OUT OF IT. You could have at least tried. Come on. This is why shounen treats female characters so badly.

(c) "I was going to live in five different places, have five different jobs, and fall in love with the same person five different times." ;A; gawd, that was touching ALSO, SLAPPING ULQUIORRA. XD

(d/e)
Orihime never fell in love with Ishida. It just never occurred to her.
Orihime never fell in love with Ulquiorra. Because he helped hurt Tatsuki.
Orihime never fell in love with Grimmjow. Because he could break her head.
Orihime never fell in love with Hanatarou, despite that random opening theme scene.
Orihime never tried to seduce a guy. She's too innocent.

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

Zuko (as of the end of Season Two)

(a)
1. Zuko used to hide under his bed during thunderstorms.
2. Zuko likes to read. Mostly adventure stories abotu pirates and such.
3. Zuko sometimes forgets he has a scar on his face when he first wakes up in the morning. Then he looks in a mirror, and it all comes rushing back. It's not a good start to the day. Probably why he's so grumpy all the time.

(b) I'M RUNNING AWAY, UNCLE. FOR THE SEVENTH OR EIGHTH TIME THIS WEEK. Seriously, the poor man lost his son in the war. Have some decency.

(c) His monologue to Aang in the frozen cave. <3

(d/e)
Zuko never fell in love with Katara. "Who? That Water Tribe girl? What about her?"
Zuko never blamed that Earth Kingdom kid for treating him like crap for saving his life. He kind of welcomed it, in a way.
Zuko never really thought about being Firelord until he had that dream. His father had always seemed immortal to him; the thought that he would one day die and leave the throne never had really occurred. (Have to admit, though--dreamsequence!Firelord Zuko was smokin' hot. *3*)
Zuko never liked haircuts. Only his mother was allowed to do it. Then she left/died/what did she do, anyway? and he started doing his own hair.
Zuko never drank cactus juice. XD I wish he would.