I did something like this once...
Aug. 18th, 2008 12:37 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
elementalheroName any character from any of my fandoms and I'll tell you...
(a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon
(b) a reason he/she sucks
(c) a reason he/she is awesome
(d) five things that never happened to that character and/or
(e) five people that character never fell in love with and why
Ganked fromfeilyn, cuz she rocks.
(a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon
(b) a reason he/she sucks
(c) a reason he/she is awesome
(d) five things that never happened to that character and/or
(e) five people that character never fell in love with and why
Ganked from
feilyn, cuz she rocks. 
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Date: 2008-08-18 08:13 am (UTC)So...hmm.
Itachi
Kakashi
Orihime
Zuko
Have you read my response?
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Date: 2008-08-18 08:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-18 02:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-18 02:54 pm (UTC)Itachi
(a) Itachi gets about a gajillion facts, lsksjls~
1. Itachi has a blood phobia. It comes from his early exposure to war--when he was four, he got lost in the middle of a battlefield after the battle was over, and it was super traumatic (WHERE WERE HIS PARENTS????). Small amounts of blood don't faze him, but really really huge amounts used to make him get dizzy/throw up/pass out. By the time canon started, he had managed to make himself get over it, though huge amounts still make him a bit queasy.
2. Stemming from the same incident, he also has an irrational fear/distrust of carrion birds. Hence his "Batman Begins"-like crow fetish: If I'm afraid of them, everybody else gets to be afraid of them, too.
3. Itachi had tried to get Shisui to leave the compound/village without telling him why. Shisui got really suspicious and tried to ask what was wrong. Itachi became agitated and they fought. Shisui fell in the Nakano river and cracked his head and fell unconscious and drowned. That's how Itachi got the Mangekyou.
4. The only person Itachi ever hated was Madara. The only person Itachi ever truly loved (pure, uncomplicated familial love) was Sasuke. He's kind of an emotional wreck in that way. Everybody else was either a good friend, an acquaintance, a nuisance, or a threat. I'd draw a chart, but that would be too much work.
5. Every now and again, Itachi gets the urge to tell Kisame about what really happened on "that night" and confide his true self in him and just get the whole thing off his chest to somebody so he can heal a little bit. And then Kisame will chop a guy's head off or break someone in half or do something very Kisame-like, and Itachi will remember that he doesn't really like Kisame all that much.
6. The reason Itachi paints his fingernails is to call attention to them. He can do genjutsu with his fingers (like he did to Naruto that one time) by casting his chakra in a straight line out from the tips, but it works best when the person's attention is focused as closely as possible. The nail polish attracts the eye naturally, since the person in question is trying to look anywhere but at his eyes. And then he just painted his toenails to match. He was the first person in Akatsuki to wear nail polish, and then everybody else started copying him. XD
7. Itachi died a virgin. D: (However, he was very straight. Just too broken to do the whole healthy relationship thing.)
8. Itachi once taught a four-year-old Sasuke how to channel chakra into a burp to make it super-loud. Sasuke promptly did it in front of the daimyo lady, scaring her cat running away into the Forest of Death. Fugaku was not a happy daddy.
(b) I WANT YOUR EYES BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOOK SASUKE, I AM CLEARLY A VILLAIN, DO YOU NOT HATE ME???? (DX character rape sucks)
(c) The head poke. "I'm sorry, Sasuke. This is the last time." ;A;
(d/e)
Itachi never fell in love with Kisame. Kisame enjoys killing just too damn much.
Itachi never forgave himself for what he had to do to Sasuke. So much that he died smiling when Sasuke killed him, believing that he had finally atoned. ;A;
Itachi never fell in love with Sakura. Because that makes NO SENSE.
Itachi never drank sake. He had only been 21 for a few months when he died. (Also, he was a total drag at parties.)
Itachi never fell in love with anyone
except Anko. ~shutupandletmehavemycrack~no subject
Date: 2008-08-18 03:11 pm (UTC)(a)
1. Kakashi secretly hates the nickname "Kakashi of the Sharingan." But it's so popular now that he can't do anything about it.
2. Kakashi feels kind of guilty that he didn't take Naruto under his wing during the Chuunin Exams, but Naruto couldn't learn Chidori because a, he has no Sharingan, and b, he doesn't have the right chakra. So they were kind of stuck.
3. Kakashi once spent a mission under Itachi's command in the ANBU. It was Itachi's first mission in charge, and Kakashi's last mission in ANBU. (WTF, how did Itachi get in here? XD)
(b) UHH, YEAH, I DON'T THINK ZABUZA'S DEAD, YOU GUYS, LOL. Seriously, Kakashi, you have to have better reflexes than that.
(c) Quoting Obito. Baaaw... "Shinobi who abandon their friends are worse trash than that." (OBITO = BEST UCHIHA EVER. HE SOMEHOW ESCAPED THE 'ASSHOLE' GENE.)
(d/e)
Kakashi never fell in love with Rin. I...don't know why. Probably because he secretly knew how much Obito loved her. Also, shinobi must not have attachments that is a rule~
Kakashi never finished reading Make-Out Tactics. They stole his copy to decode that thing and never gave it back. DX
Kakashi never fell in love with Kurenai. She's Asuma's.
Kakashi never fell in love with Sakura. WTF PEOPLE, STOP WHORING HER AROUND TO ALL THESE OLDER GUYS~
Kakashi never thought of Naruto as the Kyuubi. He respected the Yondaime too much. (also, Naruto's crazy resembance to Minato)
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Date: 2008-08-18 03:25 pm (UTC)(a)
1. Orihime holds a dark, secret grudge against her parents for not coming to Sora's funeral. She was so young when she was in their abusive care that she doesn't remember it enough to hate them for that, but not coming to his funeral was a solid, concrete thing to blame them for. She isn't even consciously aware of it, though.
2. Orihime doesn't know what she wants to do when she grows up. Before all this Soul Society stuff, she would lay awake nights and worry. That's why she drew that silly robot thing for her "Me in the Future" assignment--subconsciously revealing her desire to be strong and invincible in the future. (lawl pseudo-psychology)
3. Orihime found she secretly liked it when she slapped Ulquiorra upside the head. Her hand hurt, but her pride felt pretty good.
(b) CLEARLY, I'M JUST GOING TO GO WITH THIS GUY INSTEAD OF AT LEAST TRYING TO MAKE A FIGHT OUT OF IT. You could have at least tried. Come on. This is why shounen treats female characters so badly.
(c) "I was going to live in five different places, have five different jobs, and fall in love with the same person five different times." ;A; gawd, that was touching ALSO, SLAPPING ULQUIORRA. XD
(d/e)
Orihime never fell in love with Ishida. It just never occurred to her.
Orihime never fell in love with Ulquiorra. Because he helped hurt Tatsuki.
Orihime never fell in love with Grimmjow. Because he could break her head.
Orihime never fell in love with Hanatarou, despite that random opening theme scene.
Orihime never tried to seduce a guy. She's too innocent.
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Date: 2008-08-18 03:40 pm (UTC)(a)
1. Zuko used to hide under his bed during thunderstorms.
2. Zuko likes to read. Mostly adventure stories abotu pirates and such.
3. Zuko sometimes forgets he has a scar on his face when he first wakes up in the morning. Then he looks in a mirror, and it all comes rushing back. It's not a good start to the day. Probably why he's so grumpy all the time.
(b) I'M RUNNING AWAY, UNCLE. FOR THE SEVENTH OR EIGHTH TIME THIS WEEK. Seriously, the poor man lost his son in the war. Have some decency.
(c) His monologue to Aang in the frozen cave. <3
(d/e)
Zuko never fell in love with Katara. "Who? That Water Tribe girl? What about her?"
Zuko never blamed that Earth Kingdom kid for treating him like crap for saving his life. He kind of welcomed it, in a way.
Zuko never really thought about being Firelord until he had that dream. His father had always seemed immortal to him; the thought that he would one day die and leave the throne never had really occurred. (Have to admit, though--dreamsequence!Firelord Zuko was smokin' hot. *3*)
Zuko never liked haircuts. Only his mother was allowed to do it. Then she left/died/what did she do, anyway? and he started doing his own hair.
Zuko never drank cactus juice. XD I wish he would.
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Date: 2008-08-18 03:53 pm (UTC)(a)
1. Kairi likes shoes. She has a shoe fetish. No other article of clothing interests her much--except shoes.
2. Kairi doesn't tan well. She would have been a target for teasing by the other children if she weren't such an object of wonder/kindness/et cetera. It comes, of course, from being born in Radiant Garden.
3. Kairi loves dogs. XD
(b) FLOWERY KEYBLADE. W. T. F. (also, not falling in love with Riku and making my OTP canon)
(c) Um...can I get back to you? XD No, but at least trying to help out the guys in KHII was commendable--and escaping her cell on her own. (help from Namine counts as on her own)
(d/e)
Kairi never hated anyone. It's just not in her nature. Being mad is okay, but no seething hatred or anything.
Kairi never ate a paopu fruit. Out of...superstition, I guess?
Kairi never trained with a weapon, like Selphie did. Partly because she doesn't like violence, and partly because the mayor wouldn't let her.
Kairi never loved Wakka. Uh, because he's not too bright? IDK.
Kairi never blamed Riku for what he did. Sadly, that only made him hate himself more. ;A;
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Date: 2008-08-18 04:17 pm (UTC)(a)
1. Zero hates poetry.
2. Zero hates cats.
3. Zero hates a lot of things. XD
(b) ANGSTANGSTANGSTANGST~~~~ also, not mentioning Ichiru to Cross or Yuuki--that could have been important at some point...
(c) HIS GUN AND AND ANDANDAND POINTING IT AT SHIZUKA ANDANDAND I LOVE HIS GUN~ also, episode 13 bondage GOD YOU'RE SO PRETTY ZERO LSKSLSL~
(d/e)
Zero never drank anyone's blood before Yuuki's. That's how awesome his self-control is. (Take that Bella~)
Zero never kissed a girl. Because he was too young before he became a vampire, and after that he was too afraid he'd lose control.
Zero never kissed a boy. Because he doesn't swing that way.
Zero never loved Ichiru in any way other than a brother. Their bond was too close to be demeaned by something like hot forbidden twin smex. Sorry, fangirls. Another day.
Zero never loved that shy girl who likes him. It bothers him that his scary face can't scare her off to a safe, non-biting distance.
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Date: 2008-08-18 09:16 pm (UTC)SOKKA.
and...
TYLER ! FROM FIGHTCLUB 8D
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Date: 2008-08-18 09:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-19 01:35 am (UTC)Axel
Jasper Cullen
Tamaki
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Date: 2008-08-19 03:08 pm (UTC)(Hello!)
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Date: 2008-08-19 03:21 pm (UTC)(HI!)
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Date: 2008-08-19 03:35 pm (UTC)(a)
1. Sokka sometimes dreams about Yue. Usually on nights when there's a full moon...
2. Sokka named his boomerang. The name is so secret, no one knows it even exists.
3. Sokka secretly kind of liked wearing that Kyoshi makeup. It reminded him of his warrior paint.
(b) I'M THE COMIC RELIEF CHARACTER AND CANNOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY~
(c)AND YET, HE MANAGES TO BE THE MOST SRS BIZNESS COMIC RELIEF CHARACTER EVER OTL~
(d/e)
Sokka never fell in love with Toph. Because she's a brat (albeit an awesome one), half his size, and able to crush his head if she wanted.
Sokka never was jealous of Katara's waterbending. He thinks it's funny, actually.
Sokka was never able to bend anything. No magical deus ex machina powers for him, no sir.
Sokka never fell in love with Azula. She's crazy.
Sokka never killed a guy. It would screw with his comic relief.
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Date: 2008-08-19 03:47 pm (UTC)(a)
1. Tyler was often inspired by the Joker. Except for the crazy green hair.
2. Tyler bathes with the soap he makes. It doesn't creep him out.
3. If given the chance, Tyler would fight Abraham Lincoln. Tyler has serious respect for that man.
I know these because Tyler knows these(b) Tyler doesn't suck. Period.
(c) Everything. But especially pulling all that philosophy out of soap, of all things.
(d/e)
Tyler never fell in love with Marla. Joe/Jack (why is he Jack in the movie?) did. Tyler just used it.
Tyler never felt regret.
Tyler never fell in love. He doesn't know how.
Tyler never considered the possibility of failure. And if he did, he planned for it.
Tyler never met the President. Thank God.
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Date: 2008-08-19 03:59 pm (UTC)(Mind if I add you? ^_^)
Erm.
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Date: 2008-08-19 04:00 pm (UTC)*tumbleweed*
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Date: 2008-08-19 04:50 pm (UTC)Yeah, I'll add you too! :D Friends are awesome!
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Date: 2008-08-19 04:58 pm (UTC)I will treasure this moment always. :P
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Date: 2008-08-20 03:50 am (UTC)BUT TYLER IS FULL OF WIN 8D
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Date: 2008-08-20 07:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-25 02:36 pm (UTC)(a)(I'm reusing this headcanon from another, similar meme. It was too good to give up.)
1. After returning home, Riku has been having a really hard time adjusting to regular hours of sleep. He used to sleep by day and move by night, so now he's busy trying to readjust his circadian rhythms. Needless to say, Riku isn't a morning person (he never was to begin with).
2. Even though he no longer has the power of darkness (at the moment--whether or not it resurfaces is up to Nomura), Riku's sense of smell has remained extremely heightened. He can smell people from thirty paces away, identify food with his eyes shut, and sense fear or heightened stress in others based on the chemical changes that occur. It freaks even Sora and Kairi out sometimes.
3. The reason he is so pale despite living on an island (ignoring the fact that he hasn't been back there for two years) is that his body hair is also silver, and reflects UV rays away from his skin. This is actually an evolutionary trait of the natives of the islands themselves before they were colonized--thus, Riku is distantly descended from the indigenous islanders.
4. Riku is afraid of dogs. Reference the scene where he backs away fom Pluto kind of nervously.
(b)Being an asshole in the first game and letting a glowing coat take his body, wtf~
(c)GETTING OVER THAT AND BECOMING AWESOME, KLJKJSK~
(d/e)
Riku never fell in love with any girl but Kairi.
Riku never lost a fight to Tidus. However, he did lose to Selphie once. She never let him forget it.
Riku never imagined that he'd ever be able to come back home.
Riku never really forgave himself for what he did. It made him kind of messed up.
Riku never had hot gay sex with Sora. So get over it.
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Date: 2008-08-25 02:37 pm (UTC)late reply will be lateI DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT THESE, I'LL GET TO THEM, PROMISE~