I did something like this once...

[elementalhero]

Name any character from any of my fandoms and I'll tell you...

(a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon
(b) a reason he/she sucks
(c) a reason he/she is awesome
(d) five things that never happened to that character and/or
(e) five people that character never fell in love with and why

Ganked from feilyn, cuz she rocks. 

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Orihime

(a)
1. Orihime holds a dark, secret grudge against her parents for not coming to Sora's funeral. She was so young when she was in their abusive care that she doesn't remember it enough to hate them for that, but not coming to his funeral was a solid, concrete thing to blame them for. She isn't even consciously aware of it, though.
2. Orihime doesn't know what she wants to do when she grows up. Before all this Soul Society stuff, she would lay awake nights and worry. That's why she drew that silly robot thing for her "Me in the Future" assignment--subconsciously revealing her desire to be strong and invincible in the future. (lawl pseudo-psychology)
3. Orihime found she secretly liked it when she slapped Ulquiorra upside the head. Her hand hurt, but her pride felt pretty good.

(b) CLEARLY, I'M JUST GOING TO GO WITH THIS GUY INSTEAD OF AT LEAST TRYING TO MAKE A FIGHT OUT OF IT. You could have at least tried. Come on. This is why shounen treats female characters so badly.

(c) "I was going to live in five different places, have five different jobs, and fall in love with the same person five different times." ;A; gawd, that was touching ALSO, SLAPPING ULQUIORRA. XD

(d/e)
Orihime never fell in love with Ishida. It just never occurred to her.
Orihime never fell in love with Ulquiorra. Because he helped hurt Tatsuki.
Orihime never fell in love with Grimmjow. Because he could break her head.
Orihime never fell in love with Hanatarou, despite that random opening theme scene.
Orihime never tried to seduce a guy. She's too innocent.