Another Irish Drinking Song

urrrrrgh trying to fill out this application for an overseas language program scholarship (because like hell I am going to work at Offset again this coming summer) and PAPERWORK IS THE MOST OBNOXIOUS THING. They accept online unofficial transcripts c/p'd into a Word document, but my Office of the Registrar doesn't do online transcripts, everything must have a physical signature, and waaah waaaah waaah this is the most stupid thing. It would take like three minutes to do this via computer BUT NOOOOOOOO.

If I miss getting this paperwork in because of these kinds of things, I will tear large chunks of my hair out.