Another Irish Drinking Song

WHAT? D8 No, he's 21 at the age I'm playing him. When we first meet him in-series, he's 18. Yeah, he's only about 6 years older than Kairi.

AND THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME KNOW HOW MUCH I WIN.

Also, Itachi >>>>>> Edward Cullen, fo sho. -_-

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..WHAT.

r u srs.

I guess I was mistaking his age for Zetsu's... XD ~~o rell now Kairi actually has a chance. I mean, there's no Riku or Anko, so... ;D~~

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Of course I'm srs! :D

Also, STOP MAKING ME WANT TO SHIP THIS BECAUSE YOU'RE DOING A GOOD JOB. XO ~~sometimes I wonder if I just like to ship stuff because it's cracky~~

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H is for Hand:

"Deidara-sempai, why do you look so sad?" Deidara's masked compatriot looks down at his hands. "Your bombs haven't been high-quality lately, either..."

Deidara scowls. "It's none of your business, Tobi, hmm?" He winces slightly as he claps his palms together to make another bomb. Out of nowhere, Tobi grabs his wrist and turns it over.

"How come your hand-tongues are all covered in paper cuts, huh, sempai? Did you try to blow up a paper shredder?"

"IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, HMM!"

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Oh, EPIC LOL! It took me a minute to figure out the papercut and then... nice.

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Dude, crack pairings are the best.

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And you know Madara already knows what went down and is just being annoying about it for the lulz. XD

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Oh, yes. I mean, once you know Tobi is Madara, the only thing to conclude is that Madara has a really freaking weird sense of humor.

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Exactly. Either it comes from being old and in hiding for like sixty years and having no one to interact with but a bunch of psycopaths, or he's just always been like that. Maybe that's the real reason why the clan quit listening to him.

"Listen, we would be up for revenge and all that, but we're really sick of you sneaking whoopee cushions into clan meetings, sir. It just isn't dignified. We voted you out."

Madara: "But but but but butbutbut D'8"

(Or maybe he cracked up mentally after he killed his brother and he's just not fully right in the head WORTH EXPLORING AKLJASKDLJAKLD)

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I'm going to go with cracked in the head after killing his brother. 'Cause that just sounds more interesting to me.

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J is for Jerk:

"Oh. Oh, this is too good."

Karin glares with impotent fury, a steaming red blush climbing her cheeks. "Suigetsu, who the hell said you could go through my stuff, huh? I'm pretty sure nobody did. Because you can't."

He teasingly holds up a sheaf of papers of varying ages--some are practically new, others worn almost to shreds. "You've been writing love letters to yourself, addressed from Sasuke, for close to three years? And you've carried them with you this whole time? Karin, I think you just made my month."

It's really lucky for Karin that Sasuke happens to be on patrol and Juugo is on water-retrieval duty at this time, and she knows it. She straightens her glasses, saying, "They're secret documents. You're just seeing the protective genjutsu layer--"

"You, ma'am, are lying. Totally lying," Suigetsu says, grinning so widely that he's in danger of slacing a lip open on his sharp teeth.

"Am not."

"Yes, you are. You fidget with your glasses when you aren't telling the truth."

Karin scowls, cursing at his unexpectedly acute observation skills. But she's running out of time and Suigetsu basically lives for opportunities to make her life hell. "What," she says, taking off her glasses, "can I do to make you forget about this whole thing?"

Suigetsu's gaze slides down from her face. "Let me think..."

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Oh, god, poor Karin! I mean, it's perfectly THEM and Karin isn't asking for pity, but I'm just thinking about how lonely and screwed up to do that.

Great job!

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I think that either a.) Karin is UP TO SOMETHING (which I have addressed in previous posts), or b.) she is extremely lonely and screwed up. I also wonder if a big part of the reason she attaches herself to Sasuke so much despite his obvious rebuffs is the fact that he does rebuff her, rather than take advantage.

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I really liked both of those options. The last one in particular is very, very interesting (that she goes for Sasuke because he will rebuff her).

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B is for Baggage, Jacen Solo!

M is for Manly, Karin x Juugo (or Karin and Juugo. Whatever's easiest XD)

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T is for Tits:

They reunite over tea, two longtime friends/rivals/co-punching-bags, and the first word out of Jiraiya's mouth is, "When?"

Orochimaru raises one annoyingly perfect eyebrow. "When what?"

"Don't play dumb, mister big jutsu genius," Jiraiya sneers. "When did it happen?"

"Jiraiya, after not seeing you for three years, do you think I spontaneously manifested the ability to read your mind through your dense skull?"

"If anybody could, it would probably be you." Jiraiya rolls his eyes before elaborating, as if speaking to an particularly clueless and naive child. "When did they develop?"

Orochimaru looks up at some point over Jiraiya's shoulder disinterestedly, and then back at him. "What on earth are you blathering on about, already?" he asks, propping an elbow on the table to lean his cheek against his hand.

Jiraiya slams the table, shouting, "For the love of everything, Orochimaru, I am talking about Tsunade's boobs!"

A ringing, deadly silence falls over the tea shop.

At Orochimaru's widening smirk, Jiraiya feels the cold lead of doom creeping into his guts.

"...She's right behind me, isn't she?"

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This ended up focusing less on Tsunade and more on Orochimaru and Jiraiya's relationship, huh. >C It's funny because this is my first time ever writing Orochimaru; I thought he'd be harder. (granted, this is younger!Orochimaru, sooo....)

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I'm going to be totally selfish and ask for mores. You don't have to write them if you don't want to.

D is for Disaster - Ino and Asuma

T is for Time - Anko and Ibiki

R is for Rain - Tsunade & Jiraiya.

Edited Date: 2009-05-22 03:56 am (UTC)

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B is for Baggage:

A Jedi is calm. A Jedi is patient. A Jedi does not get the urge to Force-throw the little Toydarian luggage-handler out of the nearest airlock just because the cargo hold depressurized during flight and the seven small bottles of Ithorian firewine he'd gotten for his mother's birthday (which they'd missed) had shattered all over the contents of his cargopack, including a couple really important documents.

Jaina, who always packs super-light and mooches off of Jacen for the duration of their stay, is unsufferably smug. "I told you she'd like the book on microbiotic ecology, anyway," she says. Anakin, whose stuff had been in the other cargo hold, is at least sympathetic. "...If you need underwear, I have an extra pair for the changeover at Hathrox III," he confides to Jacen in a low voice.

A Jedi is calm. A Jedi is patient. A Jedi does not hate everything that ever existed.

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Ah, the young Solos. I could have tried to do angst, but I have personally disavowed everything post-NJO from my mental EU canon, on charges of extreme suckage and character rape. XO

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P is for Pixie, Ino/Sasuke :3

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I'm gonna be a butt and request more from you too <3

C is for Control, Jaina x Kyp
L is for Leftovers, Rukia x Renji

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Ahaha perfect! I love young!Solo fic the most, actually. Before the shit hit the fan in canon.

I loved this! Jaina being smug, Jacen trying to be calm and kind of failing at it, and ANAKIN OFFERING TO SHARE UNDERWEAR! WHAT A PURE EXPRESSION OF BROTHERLY LOVE!

((ANAKIN T.T I'm still nowhere near over that.))

Awesome job! Thanks!

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OMG YES x1000~~~~~

Sakura merely groaned and rubbed her temples, as Sai continued, "I thought he seemed rather eager to bond with someone he'd only just met..."

"Sai, please stop talking."

I CAN SO MENTALLY PICTURE THIS. With Sakura sort of rubbing her temples and Sai with a confused smile on his face XD. Great!

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Riku x Kairi is my favorite pairing from KH so I was so happy to see this!

This is awesome, and so damn bittersweet and the dynamics between all of them are spot on and GUH.

Riku seems to be immune to happy endings T.T

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