elementalhero: NO PANTS (Itachi [bloodshed])
Okay, so I don't really watch iCarly on a regular basis.  But I do tend to enjoy it when I see it.

They premiered a new one-hour special just now, entitled "iDate a Bad Boy."  And I enjoyed it...until the primary conflict surfaced, namely that Carly's newfound "bad boy" (who wasn't even all that bad) collected "Pee-Wee Plushies" (or something equivalent to Beanie Babies).

And that was a BAD THING.

None of his characterization changed, just he was suddenly undesirable because he did something that was UnManly.  He was still as hot (the main thing that made him desirable in the first place), still as artistic, his dialogue was still as amusing...but Carly could no longer stand him because he collected cute things.  She even bought him a power drill, and reacted with disgust when he said he'd use it to make display shelves for his collection of cute things.  This was played for laughs.  And when he confronted her after overhearing her make fun of him behind his back, and asked her to give him a straight answer about breaking up, she zoned out imagining his cuddle buddies (or whatever they were) talking around his head.  He had to say, "You know what, this isn't working," and walk out, because it was obvious she wasn't respecting him.  He looked upset.  And it was presented as the desirable end to the conflict.  She didn't even care.

I, I don't know why I care so much, but that made me so very upset.  Carly's usually a good, sympathetic character.  I don't even know why they would present such an awful message like this.

Just perpetuate the double standard, Nickelodeon.  Go right ahead.

(P.S. SPENCER WAS ALSO AMAZINGLY AWESOME.  I only wish some of his best scenes ever weren't wasted on this upsetting special.)
elementalhero: NO PANTS (Itachi [bloodshed])

VIOLENT, VIOLENT ANGER.

THIS IS BROOKLYN RAGE OF THE CENSORSHIP VARIETY.

Upon purchasing Volumes 34-41 of the newly speed-released Naruto manga here in good old Eagleland, I was beautifully excited.

But that changed.  Because of censorship.

I FUCKING HATE CENSORSHIP. SEE HOW I USED BAD LANGUAGE TO MAKE A POINT? )

I was going to separate a section of this post out for lulzy, faily, and confusing translations, but I think I'll make a separate post, since this one is already really full of violent anger.
elementalhero: NO PANTS (Urahara [heart])
F-F-FRACK, YES!




In other news, my sister is a bitch and I hate her and I hope she dies.  The end.
elementalhero: NO PANTS (Harry [angry emotastic])

America's Next Top Model.

I fxxxing hate this show.

It creates such a visceral reaction of disgust in me, I consider myself lucky not to lose control of my dinner and hurl it back up all over the screen.

SHUT THE HELL UP, TYRA BANKS.  AND SHUT THE FRACK UP, ALL OF YOU WHINY LOSER BEESHES.

I could write a long treatise on the societal and cultural reasons I have for utterly despising the show with every fiber of my entire being, but I don't really want to.  I'll just sit here and try to keep my head from exploding.




I am being passive-aggressive by posting this, as my younger sister (not the one I like, the one I loathe) loves the show and is playing it RIGHT HERE NEXT TO MY HEAD AS I'M TRYING TO WRITE A ROUGH DRAFT OF AN ESSAY ON THE FRACKING RED BADGE OF COURAGE.

Argh.  And oh, great, I can't turn my default type size back on.  It's either this or one step up to extra-small, which is slightly larger than my usual font size, just enough to bother me. 

elementalhero: NO PANTS (?)
Title of journal = result of one crazy night of Mad Libs.  I hadn't played Mad Libs in years, yet I found myself over at a friend's house for her 17th birthday, hanging with another friend and making ourselves laugh until we cried.  I wish I could remember more, but that one was the best.

We went to the mall.  I bought Volume 9 of the Bleach anime and was disappointed to find that the episodes on it containing the Kenpachi fight did not extend to Hollow Ichigo's first appearance.  DAMMIT I WANT TO HEAR JOHNNY YONG BOSCH DO HIS CRAZY VOICE.  XO  

Wait a minute... I have YouTube.

[pause to investigate]

Okay, here's how it went:

Hollow Ichigo: "C'mon, you know me....partner."
Me: *NOSEBLEED AND A HALF*

Hollow Ichigo's English dub?  APPROVED.  AND A HALF.  AS IN DOUBLE HELL-RAISER.  WITH CHEESE.  Now more than ever, I wish the Arrancar arc would hurry up and get dubbed..... T_T

Wait.  Okay.  So I picked up a copy of Shojo Beat at the mall and idly flipped through it.

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