Another Irish Drinking Song

Okay, so at least Star Driver has some dignity as an anime. Yeah, sure, it's a Magical Girl anime disguised as a mecha anime where the mechas are run by the users' sex drives and the main character saves his rival from predatory lolis with the power of his intense gayness, but you can actually read shit into it and stuff. There is at least the pretense of some sort of faint dignity buried underneath the sparkles and rainbows.

Which, of course, apparently Cannot Happen to me.

Which appears to be why I have suddenly become a fan of Yu-Gi-Oh GX.


Not the original series, mind (not that I'm not a casual fan anyway). That would be too dignified. I mean GX.

( explained by several Plurk excerpts which are unfortunately difficult to read )

And then I just said "hell with it" and began planning out how long it would take me to watch the entire series.







sob.

oh my god I need this album so badly

so badly

I have waited four years for this, and every single thing I have discovered about this upcoming album only makes it exponentially more amazing and just fdsfkljfksafjkal

DEAR SWEET MOTHER OF THE MOST HIGH

I THINK I JUST BECAME PREGNANT

( POKESPE SPOILER PICS )

I hate myself. Because no matter how awful and stupid it gets, no matter how much it pisses me off, no matter how much my festering hatred grows with every chapter, I cannot. stop. reading. Bleach.


And that last spread in this week's chapter? Ichigo's new sexy powerup? Beats Disco Ninja Jesus by a mile for sheer hnngh-factor. I have a thing about chains being used as partial clothing. And hellooooooo longer hair.


/loathes self into eternity

I was trawling TV Tropes today and I ended up getting directed by the Kingdom Hearts Nightmare Fuel page to this:

YEEEEAAAAAH MIND SCREW

( Spoiler cut because it's from 358/2 Days )

Oh, and then I found this:



Hnnnnngh. Oh my god. Every time I poke my head back into Kingdom Hearts fandom to see if enough shrill preteen girls have left so it's safe for me to come back (it never is, as an aside), I get re-re-re-re-reminded of the sheer amount of how much I love Riku. Seriously. It's like, every time I turn around, he becomes even more amazing. Look at that duck-turn-elbow move. Just look at it. I came.

Also, David Gallagher's voice acting. I am serious. He needs to become a full-time voice actor instead of...whatever he does. Appearing at Seventh Heaven reunions? PLEASE. No. He needs to do this as his new career. He is goddamn talented.

On that note AND to bring us back to the first topic, because of a comment on that same Nightmare Fuel page, I went back and rewatched some old KH cutscenes, and it's one of those things that just gets creepier the longer you think about it, but you know when Riku's possessed by Ansem in the first game? And they layer David Gallagher and Billy Zane's voices together (on that note: HNNNNNNGH. goddammit Billy Zane why did you have to go appear in some dick Anti-Semitic movie and cause Disney to cut ties with you, come on, you were the only Ansem for me) - when they do that, you don't realize at first, but the only voice doing any actual emoting and inflection is Ansem's. Riku's is in monotone.

....just let that seep in for a moment. YEAH. I was like, ".....oh god that is fridge horror."


I forget the original point of this post. Riku distracted me with his sexy.