elementalhero: NO PANTS (Itachi [JSKAHDFJKFJKFHAJK])
2010-02-25 01:30 am

I....wrote smut.

what is this i don't even

Reasons to Not Click That Link:
-It's an RP fic.
-Itachi/Emma Frost, what the hell is wrong with me.
-i. i'm sorry.
elementalhero: NO PANTS (Yu Gi Oh Abridged [the only movie])
2009-10-14 11:41 pm

OH GOD NOT THE RETURN OF PAPER WANGST

It's not wangst! I swear! I have plenty of time to do it! I'd just kind of wanted to be farther along today than I ended up being.

In real news, I have become utterly addicted to Pokemon Special, and I'd like to share a picspam of fail with you! 8D

LJ-CUT! I CHOOSE YOU! )

More picspams as I get farther into the manga! I HOPE LANCE SHOWS UP AGAIN AT SOME POINT ;_;
elementalhero: NO PANTS (Naruto & co. [lolwat])
2009-10-10 12:56 pm

The Odd Couple

A reeeeeeally long chat excerpt follows. Proceed with caution.

THE STORY OF MADARA'S DREAM OF BEING AN ASTRONAUT )

Too long to bold and italicize usernames in HTML. Deal. *flops*
elementalhero: NO PANTS (Itachi [o rly?])
2009-05-29 04:25 pm

TWO MEMES


For fun~

ganked from [livejournal.com profile] digthenym :

Give me a character/pairing from any fandom I participate in and I'll give you one fanon that I don't agree with.


And...ganked from [livejournal.com profile] digthenym  again!

Under the cut is a list of my current writing projects. Ask a question about something. Ask anything about any idea listed here, and I shall attempt to answer it. I reserve the right to not give away Important Plot Points, but otherwise...have at it!

The man in black fled across the desert... )
elementalhero: NO PANTS (Itachi [o rly?])
2009-04-02 08:57 pm

Why is everybody in this show a ninja?


Meme ganked from [livejournal.com profile] redbrunja :

For those unfamiliar, first you pick a letter. Then you pick a fandom (or a crossover) and a character or pairing. For example, S is for Starlight, Kairi/Riku (Kingdom Hearts). In turn you'll receive a ficlet of some kind.

Simple, yes?

A is for: Angel, Itachi/Kairi (Naruto/Kingdom Hearts) [livejournal.com profile] keepdreamingxx  (this is based on our interactions at [livejournal.com profile] thedollsyhouse , btw)
B is for: Baggage, Jacen Solo (Star Wars EU) [livejournal.com profile] digthenym 
C is for:
D is for: Disaster, Ino & Asuma (Naruto) [livejournal.com profile] redbrunja 
E is for:
F is for: Flirt, Sakura/Kakashi (Naruto) [livejournal.com profile] redbrunja  (disclaimer: I, personally, do not ship this in any way, and only Red is allowed to ask for it because she is awesome)
G is for:
H is for: Hand, Deidara/Konan (Naruto) [livejournal.com profile] redbrunja 
I is for:
J is for: Jerk, Karin/Suigetsu (Naruto) [livejournal.com profile] redbrunja 
K is for:
L is for: Lie, Ino/Genma (Naruto) [livejournal.com profile] redbrunja 
M is for: Manly, Karin & Juugo (Naruto) [livejournal.com profile] digthenym 
N is for:
O is for: Obnoxious, Roy/Riza (FMA) [livejournal.com profile] renaliner 
P is for:
Q is for: Queen, Sakura/Sai (Naruto) [livejournal.com profile] redbrunja 
R is for: Rain, Tsunade & Jiraiya (Naruto) [livejournal.com profile] redbrunja 
S is for: Sandcastle, Riku/Kairi (Kingdom Hearts) [livejournal.com profile] keepdreamingxx 
T is for: Tits, Jiraiya/Tsunade (Naruto) [livejournal.com profile] redbrunja 
U is for:
V is for: Virtuous, Anko/Iruka (Naruto) [livejournal.com profile] redbrunja 
W is for: Water, Itachi/Anko (Naruto) [livejournal.com profile] redbrunja 
X is for:
Y is for:
Z is for:

In other news, I tweaked my hip while pitching today.  We were so busy beating the other team, I didn't notice I was in pain until the last two outs.  >.>
elementalhero: NO PANTS (Itachi [raepface])
2009-01-24 10:41 pm

It's crack for your brain! Wait, crack is for your brain.


Name a character from any of my fandoms, and I'll tell you every pairing I've ever written them in, read them in, or even just thought about.

Ganked from bellzooks.

I love crack pairings a lot, so don't be surprised with some of the things I come up with.  (Someone ask me about Madara, please.  Or don't, if you prefer your sanity intact.) done and done
elementalhero: NO PANTS (Weber [made of sexy])
2009-01-23 09:46 pm

Break His Neck! Random discovers she has more testosterone than she thought


....Why have I never discovered wrestling before?

Short story short, I promised [livejournal.com profile] abrof  and [livejournal.com profile] chocomarauder  I'd come to one of their wrestling matches one of these days, this became the day, and I think I lost my voice from screaming.  I was so pumped!  Watching wrestling is awesome!  (I kind of ended up mostly watching the guys' rear ends, but let's not throw stones at the newbie, shall we?  *sweat*)  I kind of want to, like, break stuff or something, I'm so jacked up right now.

Or I would be, except my little sister's out getting X-rays of her elbows.  They might be fractured; she fell on them really hard at her basketball game, and she's in a lot of pain.  DDDDDD:  Keep her in your thoughts/prayers/Satanic rituals tonight, plz?  (Maybe not so much the last one.)

Haven't been posting much due to chronic laziness, addiction to RP, etc.  Actually, I've been meaning to dork out about RP for a while, so here:tl;dr I spend too much of my life RPing, don't look at me )
elementalhero: NO PANTS (ZBPD [uhm])
2008-12-19 03:35 pm

HAHAH I WIN not


I just finished one of my Christmas request fics!  Only... ten to go!    ahahaha I'm doomed.

I also still have to finish a rough draft of a story for Creative Writing, start the second-quarter anthology for said class, and write that goddamn term paper rough draft instead of slacking off like a stupidass.  D:  *is filled with self-loathing*

ALSO!  I FOUND ITACHI/ANKO FACEBOOK FLAIR!!!!  THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER IN THE WORLD LALALALA~

STEPHEN KING FANS:  I was reading this article in the health/science section of the paper this morning, and they were raving about this brain tumor they removed from a baby that had:

A foot, a hand, some teeth, and a spinal column in it. 

They have never seen anything like it, and it doesn't really fit any other medical conditions quite correctly.  They don't know what to make of it.

I do.

George Stark, anyone?
elementalhero: NO PANTS (Default)
2008-10-22 08:10 pm

Go green! Recycle old memes!


So here's this old pairing meme that I dug up and redid for Naruto!  AND I LEARNED HOW TO PUT IT UNDER A CUT SINCE I DID IT, WONDERS NEVER CEASE~

cut for extra failsauce! :D )

Oooh, unbold!  And...  I still can't unbold that.  FAIL.  tl;dr, formatting sucks and I'm a crack addict.  But we all knew that.