I was going to wait until I finished Season Four and then slap all the plurks into one huge entry and be done with these forever, but now I'm just making this to piss Sheryl off. B] also because I love talking about this hiderpeous* show.

*portmanteau of "hideous" and "derpy." yes, yes, I am a linguistic genius.

( kate: 'this is one of those shows where if you play it backwards, all the dialogue turns into chants to summon an Elder God.' )

summary: Wait a minute, so one single friendship speech doesn't undo weeks of clinical depression resulting from months spent alone in another dimension knowing that you and/or your friends could die at any second, conceivably by your own hands? REALISTIC PSYCHOLOGICAL CONSEQUENCES IN MY SHONEN GAMING ANIME????

I want to be asleep so badly right now. I deeply regret the choices I have made tonight.

I miss my RPs so badly.

/cries softly

Well, this is the end.

( /SOBS FOREVER )

BUT ANYWAY SO YEAH, COME DISCUSS WITH ME 8D

and now I can finally go read fanfictions with no fear of spoilers ;~;

My laptop is dying. I've got it on life support right now but I don't know what's going to happen to it. This is why I haven't been on much lately. Will keep you all posted.

...

You remember how much I was bawling back in Stage 14 of Season 1?  You remember that?


That was like a single teardrop compared to the three buckets of sobbing that I did.


-spoilers-

( SOBBING )

*bawls eyes out*

EDIT:  This prompts me to compare Lelouch to Light Yagami, for the obvious parallels and lulz!

Lelouch > Light in...

~Dramahoring (Forget potato chips, man, this guy makes everything dramatic)
~Looks (Okay, so he has Gary Stu purple eyes, but come on.  Look at them.  Or rather, don't, as it's dangerous.)
~Big Brother-ing (Light's title of Big Brother Character was long ago revoked by me because he is such a douchebag to his family)
~Chess (I firmly believe Lelouch would pwn Light at chess)
~Popularity with Da Ladies (Light's is more of an Informed Ability; Lelouch has had at least three girls lusting after him at the same time at one point.  And he doesn't treat them like shit)
~Hair (This should go under looks, but deserves its own category, unf)
~Charisma (Zero >>>> Kira)
~Morals (...for now.)
~Rightousness of Cause (At least Lelouch has a Cause, Mister I-Wanna-Be-God-For-The-Lulz)
~Person Who Grants Him Ability (Don't get me wrong, I love Ryuk, but C.C. is AWESOME.)
~Dramatic Sexy Voice (I never ever ever ever ever ever thought I'd say this, but Jun Fukuyama is giving Mamoru Miyano a run for his money.  Final judgement on that score will come when/if I get to hear Fukuyama do a Maniacal Laugh, as Mamo pwns at that.)
~Making Random Cry (Never cried at Death Note, as they were mostly gasps and OMGs.  As for Code Geass...)
~Romanticism (Being British Britannian may help, but Lelouch does dorky things like ride horses in the OP and such.)
~Fashion (Come on, you know you love his ridiculous cape)
~Fanservice (ungggggggg shirtless Lelouch)

Light > Lelouch in...

~Tennis (because Lelouch is a skinny white boy who hardly exercises)
~NOT being a sympathetic human being
~Having No Friends
~Misogynism (-------_____-------)

Dear Mr. D.J. MacHale,

The epilogue killed it.

Love, Random